So now that Whitney and Bobby Brown are kaputs, isn't it time that Whitney stepped up to the plate and did something for her country? Yes, I'm talking of offering herself up to trap Osama bin Laden.
As you may recall, according to his ex-mistress, Osama had quite the thing for Ms. Houston. He considers her to have an Islamic soul, and feels that she would make an excellent fourth wife. So I say, let the CIA, the FBI, MI-5, and Interpol use Whitney as bait.
Can't you just see it? There's a knock on the door at Whitney's Bel-Air mansion. Several Men In Black are at the door. Whitney answers and the men usher in George W. Bush aka Shrub to make a personal plea to Whiney's patriotism. I mean, after all, didn't she sing the Star Spangled Banner?
Bush: Ms. Houston, your country needs you. It's been 5 years since Osama sent those men to blow up the World Trade Center, and we're still no closer to finding him. We need you to perform a concert in Dubai, where Osama bin Laden will then attempt to kidnap you and take you to his mountain lair. But before he does, the CIA will swoop in and capture him, thereby finally dismantling the Al-Queda network. And you will receive the Medal of Freedom for your efforts.
Whitney: Hell to the No!
If nothing else, wouldn't that be a great sequel to the Bodyguard. Kevin Costner has to come out of retirement to save Whitney once again, this time from Art Malik playing some Osama bin clone. It could resurrect both their careers. Diane Warren could write some power ballad for Whitney to sing, only this she and Kevin can walk off into the sunset. Oh, and it turns out that Rachel (Whitney's character) gave birth to Kevin's child after the last movie.
What do you think?
Thanks for reading!
EKM
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