What the heck is going on?

I'm away from the internet for like two days, and what happens? Britney Spears shaves all her hair off! Yes, people, after checking herself in and out of rehab, girlfriend went into a barbershop and demanded that a stylist shave all her hair off.

I knew that Mercury in retrograde did weird things but this is just the weirdest. First, like four guys are claiming that they fathered Anna Nicole Smith's baby, including Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband who now claims that he had a ten year affair with Anna, and then her half-sister claims that no, Anna impregnated herself with her late husband's sperm!

I just wish they would let the poor misguided woman rest in peace. She had just lost her son, her dreams of becoming a huge star didn't turn out quite the way that she planned, and now this. I'm not even sure who I think should get custody of the baby, but I do think Dannielynn should at least be given to Howard Stern's sister, or someone not related to the case, like a foster parent. Someone with no vested interest in whether or not that little baby is going to inherit millions.

And Britney? She needs to go back to rehab, because the girl has some serious problems. She needs Courtney Love and Whitney Houston do an intervention or something. Where's Madonna when you need her?

Thanks for reading,

EKM