May Moping

So far, May is sucking big time. Not only did I receive another rejection letter, this time one of those form email rejection letters from an agency that has had my partial for about 5 months, but I just found out that my night job is cutting the Associate Editor positions, which means although I'm still employed, I'm back now making what I made before which is much less. I'm going to have to do that economizing thing which I hate, but I've been living a little too high on the hog, eating a great deal of sushi which costs a bomb here in NYC.

May has always been a really hard month for me, which is kind of ironic because it's also my favorite month of the year. The lilacs are out (my favorite flower) and spring usually arrives in New York around this time. But May is also my father's birthday (he would have been 92 this year), and Mother's Day (it's been almost 19 years since my mother passed away). Not to mention May is the month when ex-sweetie pie and I broke up and also the month that I learned who my true friends were. So I'm not really feeling the warm fuzzies right now.

I'm trying to think positively. I'm flying out to Chicago next weekend, to get away from the fact that my ex-best friend is getting married. I'm also working hard on two novellas for the Brava novella contest (I have two ideas and I can't decide between them so I thought why not write both, the contest doesn't start until August). I still have two agents who want my full YA manuscript. And I still have the rest of Beau Brummel with the delectable James Purefoy still to finish watching.

Doesn' t he look yummy in his bath?

Thanks for reading,

EKM

Changes Afoot

So last night I got home from my dance classes (salsa/mambo and hustle) to find a letter from RWA with a proxy form since I'm not going to be going to Dallas this year (Been there, done that, have the T-shirt). Apparently the board has voted to get rid of the novel with strong romantic elements category in the Golden Heart but not the RITA. Why? Since the contest is for unpublished authors, RWA feels that they should be promoting romance.

Okay, on the one hand, I can see there point, but on the other hand, there are at least 5 other categories for people to enter if they are writing a romance. So why drop this one category? Is it that they're afraid that more people will enter this category than the others? I don't think so. I would say that, given the number of people who are members of the Chick-lit chapter, compared to say the total number of RWA members, it's pretty small. The chick-lit chapter last time I looked had about 300 members, give or take, and not all of them are entering the Golden Heart.

In fact, quite a few people that I know who have entered the Golden Heart, some have entered in more than one category, with more than one manuscript in that same category. If you're going to change anything, how about limiting the number of entries an author can submit in any given category. That would make sense. The same goes for the RITA. Why have Nora Roberts compete against herself, or her pseudonymn, JD Robb?

They also want to get rid of the Novella category as well. Given the number of anthologies that are published every year by all publishing houses, this also to me seems like a waste of time. Seriously, is it just me or does seem like the board of RWA spends alot of time thinking about nothing in particular?

The one board meeting that I attended, most of the meeting was taken up with that ole definition of romance. It was clear then, that there was a faction on the board who were not happy with the whole chick-lit/erotica/erotic romance boom of the past ten years. Just the fact that you cannot join PAN unless you've written a romance or your book is published by an RWA approved publisher proves that.

Oy, color me annoyed.

Thanks for reading,

EKM

Manic Monday

I'm pleased to report that I finished the revisions on my YA novel, and I just have to do one final read-through before I email it off to the two agents who requested the full manuscript. I also read the first 15 pages of the novella that I'm working on for the Brava contest and is so does not suck as much as I thought it did. Although I realize from reading a couple of novellas, that I need to open it with more of a bang so to speak. So back to the drawing board. I'm hoping to have it finished by the end of the month so that I can finish the other YA that I started.

I've been quite the busy social bee as well attending benefits and an auction preview. The benefit was awesome, although I'm come to the conclusion that I know I'm a writer because when crappy stuff happens I think, I'm so using this in a book. The auction preview was better, although drinking 4 glasses of champagne before my night job and then having to watch NUMBERs was not a good idea.

We had our chapter brunch on Saturday, with Lauren Willig, the author of History of the Pink Carnation as our guest speaker. She was so adorable I couldn't hate her for being 30. Once again, sucked down the champagne (what can I say I'm a sucker for it, just like the cutie holding the glass from Woody Allen's Match Point. His name is Matthew Goode, and he's scruptilicious).

Have to finish working on expense reports for my day job since I'm finished my revisions, and then it's back to the quill and paper.

Thanks for reading,

EKM

Words Only Women Use

1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

Congratulations!

From Publishers Lunch:

Debut
Lisa VanAuken writing as Lisa Dale's THE LUCKY MOON, exploring the mysterious connectivity between mothers and daughters, cities and mountains, the present and the past, to Melanie Murray at Grand Central, in a nice deal, in a two-book deal, by Kim Lionetti at BookEnds (world).


Lisa used to be a member of my local chapter RWA NYC, and she was also the first agent that I sent my book to when she worked at Creative Media which is now Folio. She wrote me a really good rejection letter which I took to heart, and made me work harder on my next few books. She was also a friend's agent. I'm so excited for her.

Thanks for reading,

EKM

May Man Madness

I am incredibly hungover today after consuming 4 glasses of wine, and very little dinner last night at a benefit, however, I've decided that May will be the month of Man madness and particularly British men.

Today's specifiman is Jason Isaacs. Why? Well, I was watching this awesome miniseries this weekend called 'The State Within' on DVD and he played the British Ambassador to the US. If you get a chance, rent it from Netflix, it's really good.

He also plays Draco Malfoy's dad in the Harry Potter movies. I'm not sure when I was first aware of his work. He just seems to have appeared one day in a lot of movies that were filmed for American television in England, usually playing priests which is interesting since he's Jewish!

The picture on the left is from the film, The Patriot, which I actually hated but he was wonderful as Mel Gibson's foil, based on a real person. Now he stars in the Showtime series, The Brothers which I have to rent from Netflix.

I think what I like about him, besides his beautiful blue eyes, and his handsome face, is the intelligence of his performances. Even when he's playing a bad guy, you can sense that there is something more going on with him.

So check him out!

Thanks for reading,

EKM

Hot British Guys Volume 1

Well, I'm 99% done with the revisions on my YA. I still have one more chapter to rewrite, and then another read through before I sent it off to the two agents who want the full manuscript. And then I need to take a break from YA and work on the novella I want to submit to the Brava contest.

I've been reading other novellas just to get a sense of the format. I think no matter what happens, I'll have learned something from the experience. Convincing readers that two people are meant for each other in the space of 90 pages is a challenge that I'm actually looking forward to.

The chap on the left is Timothy Dalton, one of my first crushes. I first came upon Mr. Dalton while watching The Lion in Winter with Katherine Hepburn and Peter O'Toole. If you haven't seen this film, rent it. It's brilliant, far superior to the remake with Glenn Close and Patrick Stewart. Timothy plays the young King of France. From my first sight of him, I was hooked, and I've been a fan ever since. I've some incredible crap just to see him, like the last film Mae West ever did which was one too many, Sextette. Oy! Don't ask.

Centennial, a miniseries where he played Joan Collins brother, and Scarlett where he was the only actor who could play Rhett Butler, if they couldn't dig Clark Gable up and reanimate him. He's my favorite Bond after Daniel Craig (sorry Sean). His were the first Bond films that I sat all the way through and could understand the plots. I was so jealous when I learned that Vanessa Redgrave was his girlfriend for a number of years. Sigh! Lucky bitch. He actually made me forget about Laurence Olivier as Heathcliff, and I adored his Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre.

And now he's in the new film Hot Fuzz! I had planned on seeing it anyway because it sounded like fun, but now I can go and bask in the still handsome features of Timothy Dalton. Dude looks fab for 61.

Thanks for reading!

EKM

Real Estate Porn - the Friday Edition

I'm back! Well briefly. I still have two chapters to write and edit before I'm finished with the revisions on my YA. It seems like it's taken forever, but I'm really pleased with the way the book is turning out. The ending may need to be tightened up a little, but I'm clocking in at 75,000 words and 265 pages, which is ten pages less than my last YA. So I'm slowly learning to write tighter and tighter.

When I'm done, I'm sending the book off to my trusty readers and the manuscript critique service that I use to peruse the book before I send it off to the 2 agents that have requested the full. Yes, I did say two! I had another agent request this week, which sort off set the rejection that I got from another agent who was very complimentary and wants to work with my, but is not really interested in doing YA at this moment. She's looking more for women's fiction and romance, which I have. So I may just brush off one of my women's fiction hybrids at some point and shoot it off to her while I'm still doing the YA thang.

The goal of course is to have an agent who can do both. In the meantime, a writer that I know has said that I can use her name to query an editor at Hyperion books, so I'm definitely going to do that next week. Also, I want to go back and finish writing the novella that I hope to enter Kensington Brava's Novella line.

But back to the title of this post. I went to an opening of a brand new condominium development in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. For anyone who doesn't really know New York very well, Williamsburg is like the first stop on the L train. It's been an up and coming neighborhood for the past ten years, but now developers are really swooping and building new developments. Probably because they've been priced out of developing in Manhattan. The neighborhood used to be very blue collar Polish and Russian immigrants. Then came the artists and actors looking for cheap rents. And now the yuppies.

I have to give the developers credit so far, all the new buildings that I saw where relatively consistent with the rest of the neighborhood. No really tall buildings. I think the tallest one I saw had ten stories.

This development is called Ikon, and you would have thought that rock stars and movie stars were driving in, because they actually had a red carpet! We all had to sign a waiver before we could go up that we wouldn't sue the developers if we say, fell through a hole in the floor or the elevator crashed. Up on the top floor was where the party was, with a free open bar and a specialty drink, the Pomtini, which is still the rage here in New York.

Downstairs was the model apartment, a two bedroom, all the mod cons, priced at least $800,000. I thought it was very small, and I'm not fond of the open living/kitchen/dining room thing. Basically it was three rooms since the kitchen couldn't really count as a room. The bathrooms were nice, all brick exposed walls etc. You could also, for an added fee of course, get this video service whereby you could control the climate, the lights, the DVD player, order food etc. all from this video screen on the wall in the kitchen.

It was interesting, but I'm not sure it's for me. However, I did enjoy the free drinks and snacks before I went home to watch Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy.

Thanks for reading,

EKM

Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down

It's not just raining cats and dogs here, but elephants, kangaroos, polar bears. I mean it's seriously pouring outside and has been all day. Yesterday was beautiful, the sun was out, we had tons of people at our April meeting, and not just because we had the lovely Leslie Wainger as our speaker. Several guests, and some members who hadn't been seen in awhile showed up. Primarily because it turned out that we were expecting a N'oreaster, which made me think of George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg in The Perfect Storm, and the Groton's fisherman who has forever been ruined by that awful Jennifer Love Hewitt film, I know What You Did Last Summer.

Afterward, a group of us went to a little tea place where we chatted for a little bit before I ran home to take a nap before my night job. Oh, and I also had a hissy fit in my accountants office when I realized that I was getting absolutely no money from the Federal Government and that I owed a huge amount to New York State because my old temp agency neglected to take out any city tax, and my night job apparently didn't take out enough state tax either. I'm so ticked off. Apparently, even though I made money as a writer, I had to say that I took a loss because my writing income was not on a 1099 but a W-2 form, even though my job title is freelance writer.
Also, I made too much money last year.

Then today while it was like Noah's Ark outside, I tried to watch the Christian Bale/Hugh Jackman film The Prestige, but it gave me a headache because it kept jumping back and forth in time etc. So I gave up about halfway through the film, which bothered me because usually I'll watch a film all the way through unless it's really awful, so I hated giving up on The Prestige.

On a lighter note, I set up a My Space page at www.myspace.com/elizabethkerrimahon so come on by and say hello!

Thanks for reading,

EKM

Bad, Bad, Blogger

I know I am a shameful blogger, but I have an excuse. I'm still busy editing the YA that the agent requested, so that I can email it to her assistant by next week, and it needs alot of work. Right now, I'm still working on the first 10 chapters, getting them so clean that you could eat off of them, or at least not spot the plot holes so much. I have a good feeling that I'm making the book stronger, and raising the stakes, but its going so sloooooooooooooooooooooow.





Plus, I opened the mailbox on Saturday to find one of those so-called 'good' rejection letters from an agent that chatted on one of the YA loops that I belong to. This one said that I had 'colorful characters' and that he enjoyed reading it and thought teens would really be interested in my take on the plot but didn't feel he was the right agent to represent it. All of which mystifies me. You liked the book, you think that teens will buy it, but you don't want to represent it. Okay.



I felt the way that Karina Smirnoff felt last night trying to teach Billy Ray Cyrus, the Paso Doble. She ended up crying in the bathroom, because he just wasn't getting it. That's kind of how I felt, my friends get the book, teens will like the book, but if I could only convince, a frickin agent of that.

Sigh! Well, I have more editing to do.

EKM

TGIF

Thank god it's Friday, is all I have to say. Even though I'm here at work (until 11:30 because my boss is a dunderhead), at least I get to go home soon, and I have Saturday and Sunday off. Whoo-hoo.

Been doing lots of thinking about the YA that I need to revise. I need to do more with the columns that my two characters are writing for the newspaper, perhaps have them debate or something on local TV. Something to move the plot along. And more high school stuff. Like bowling! I also need to crunch the first three chapters into two but still get in all the information that I need to.

Was on Amazon.com yesterday and there are some groovy new YA books coming out soon, including the third book by Libba Bray, a fourth Jessica Darling book by Megan Mccafferty, a new E. Lockhart, the second Secret Society Girl book (which I may try and scarf at BEA), and two more Meg Cabot books, one of which is a Manga! Not to mention that I discovered a new YA author on line, who's books I need to try out.

Went to the theater last night, and saw an interesting new play by Bernard Weintraub, who used to write for the NYT called Accomplices about how the US basically did nothing while Jews were being slaughtered by the Nazi's. It had a documentary feel to it and it raised some interesting questions. There's a forum going on at Fordham in June dealing with the subject that I might go to. I also ran into a guy I went to college with, so that I was interesting, and I went with a new friend, so it was all good.

I'm totally into this show on the Sundance Channel called 'Ladette to Lady' which is where 10 girls who are totally girls gone wild, or tomboys with no social skills are sent to finishing school to learn to become ladies. This is not some exploitation show like the one on VH-1 where Monique tries to turn the heifers from Flava of Love into ladies. These girls seriously want to learn to better themselves, and since England still has a bit of a class system, it's really interesting to watch them struggle to try and change. For them, it's a chance at a better job, although it's going to be hard when they go back home to keep from slipping back into their old ways.

Hope everyone has a good weekend with great weather!

EKM

Revisions Traumarama

Yikes, I just got an email from Important Agent's assistant asking for the full manuscript for my second YA, which is great, but I just re-read the thing, and I have a lot of work to do to whip it into shape before I can email it to her. The ending needs some work, I need to trim some other scenes, and totally rewrite others. All in about two weeks, because I don't want to let it go much longer than before I send it to her.

This is what happens when you finish the book, and start querying. I had gotten so many rejections on the partial, that I just stopped working on the revisions for awhile since no one seemed to want to read the full manuscript. Very poor choice on my part.

The good thing is that I totally know what needs to be done to hang the story together in such away as to have it make sense and move the story along. I love when that happens. Still it's going to mean that I can no longer take of weekends from writing.

But that's a good thing because I need to start working on my writing 7 days a week. It's too hard to take the weekend off, and then start again on Monday. It takes so long to get into the swing again. It's like when you don't exercise for a few days, and then you do a spurt of a few days in a row. Your body finally gets used to the feeling, and then you stop again. Writing is a muscle that needs to be exercised all the time. Even if it's just editing what I wrote during the weekend.

Thanks for reading!

EKM

NEC and Easter

Have you ever gazed at an Easter card with a cute little bunny on it? And do you ever wonder what bunnies, and eggs for that matter, have to do with Jesus rising from the dead after the crucifixion? It turns out that in the ancient world Eostre/Ostara, was a fertility goddess whose reign over the earth began in spring. Ostara came in the form of a beautiful maiden with a basket of coloured eggs and her magical companion, a rabbit. Eventually the celebration for the spring goddess was co-opted by the Christian one - hence Easter with its component parts of eggs, bunnies, and all things spring like. Enjoy! This is just one of the many ways that pagan rituals have been incorporated into Christianity.

So, I'm back from NEC. I totally recommend if you have never been to a writer's conference, that you attend one of the many regional conferences instead of heading straight to National. Not only will you make friends, that you can hang with at National, but it's entirely less stressful. I wish that I had had my first pitch at a regional conference instead of plunging in at National. It was great seeing my NEC friends and hanging out with my number one dream agent.

Of course, I did attend some workshops, in particular a great talk with Lisa Gardner. It was really interesting hearing this sweet young woman talking about all the dark stuff that she writes about. I only bought one book, Donna Kauffman's Great Scot since I'm in charge of our chapter basket for our monthly raffle, and I'm doing a Scottish theme this month. The costume party was so much fun, it was great to see how many people got into the spirt of dressing up. My costume was so successful, I now know what I'm going as for Halloween this year!

Also the food was so much better at this conference than at National. Plus we had three meals plus the chocolate party. FYI to National, you're not really helping us save money on the conference fee by cutting out the lunches, since we have to go find food elsewhere. When you've schlepped half way across the country, having to run out to find a meal sucks.

The only quibble I had was with the hotel shuttle service. Apparently it's first come, first served, which makes no sense. I had a very tight schedule, which I indicated to the desk clerk. I was taking the Acela back to New York which left at 11:15, which meant that I had to take the 10:05 commuter train back to Boston. So she told me to come back at 9:30 to arrange for the shuttle van which I did only to be told that the shuttle was gone and wouldn't be back in time for me to get to the train.

Well, I let them know that wasn't acceptable, so the other desk clerk drove me to the station. First come, first served is absolutely ridiculous. It takes no time at all to keep a list of people who need to take the shuttle at a certain time.

Other than, it was a great weekend. I'm just sad that I'm so tired after working last night on Amazing Race.

Thanks for reading,

EKM

Weekend in New England

And Sanjaya is still on American Idol. Sigh! I feel like Henry II when he declared about Thomas a Becket "Will no one rid me of this man?" Not that I want four men to kill Sanjaya while he's doing his hair, but please, for the love of Idol, vote this dude off!

Now back to our regularly scheduled program. Isn't he cute, the dude on the left? That's Logan Marshall-Green, who played Ryan's no-good brother Trey on the O.C. He was also the inspiration for the bad boy character in my new YA, which has no title yet. I haven't written a bad boy character yet, and I'm really excited about it. Dylan, on the surface, seems like the quintessential bad boy, but of course, he has the proverbial heart of gold. And sexy to boot.

I'm off to New England this weekend, hence the reference to the old Barry Manilow song. It's the NEC conference which I'm looking forward to for 2 reasons, I'll get to see my friends, and I won't have to be at work. Pysched for that. I'm not pitching this year, because my new YA is only 70 pages, plus I've already pitched my last two books to the agents who are attending.

Right now, I'm struggling with the issue of historical accuracy. I have a character in my new YA who is from the 11th century, where they didn't speak English the way we do now, plus he's Scottish, means he wouldn't even have spoken English at all but Gaelic or some form of Scots. So I'm having to decide whether or not to do the old trick of having him learn English from watching Oprah and the daytime soaps. Plus, can he read? He's a nobleman, so I'm going to say that yes he has learned the rudiments of reading and writing his name, not just making a big old X on parchment.

Plus were they wearing the plaid in the 11th century? In Braveheart, they did but that's two centuries after my character lived. So I'm going to have to go with Jessica assuming that this character should be wearing it, and disappointed when she learns that it came later. Which could lead to a fun scene where she takes him shopping for a kilt, and he wonders why she wants him to wear woman's clothing. Or her having to explain the whole notion of tartans and clans.

So many things to decide. I've written the first three chapters which I need to edit and condense, and I'm doing the research as I write, instead of beforehand, just because I have a tendency to get bogged down by those things, and I love to research so much that I would spend all my time doing it and not writing. Which as we know is bad if your goal is to one day see your name on a book.

So, there will be no posts here until Sunday.

Slainte!

EKM

Costume Mania

Say hello to my new fake boyfriend Maksim, from Dancing with the Stars. Maks is a Latin Ballroom dancer, meaning he specializes in dances like the Mambo, Cha-Cha, and Jive. Yes, swing dancing is considered a Latin dance, go figure. Sort of like Scorpio is a water sign in Astrology but it lives in the desert, where there is no water.

Maks is partnered with Laila Ali this season, and I have to say Lucky her. Yes, he's cocky and thinks to much of himself but the man can dance, and he's straight! A rare combination, believe me. Anyway, Maks is my boyfriend until the end of Dancing with the Stars when he and Laila win, or until they get booted off for being too good.

What does this have to do with costumes? Well, have you seen the outfits the professional women dancers where? I don't think Edyta has covered her midriff in three seasons. Everything is either backless or frontless. Granted if I had abs like there's I would probably walk around like that too!

No, I love to wear costumes. Part of the reason that I became an actress was so that I could wear costumes. Like the lovely kimono I wore my junior year when I was in the chorus of the Mikado. Of course, wearing a corset sucks, but you really get the feel for the pain and suffering that women went through in the 18th and 19th centuries.

Anyway, I have a costume party to go to this weekend at NEC, where we are supposed to come as a literary character, either from our fiction or someone else's. Normally I would be all over this, but since I'm working two jobs, plus taking ballroom dancing and having a social life, I haven't been able to put as much into it as I might otherwise.

So, I'm kind of cheating. Initially I thought I would go as this character Modesty Blaise because I could just wear a black turtleneck and capri pants the way she does in the books and in the comic. Or I could go as the same character I did for Halloween, Femme Fatale, International Woman of Mystery. Or Anne Boleyn since I do have the costume, but it's incredibly heavy and too hot for time of year, particularly if I'm going to be in a room with lots of people.

But I finally decided on Lady Macbeth. So if you're at NEC, I'll be the one running around with bloody daggers, saying things like 'Out, out damn spot.' Since my YA has something to do with the Scottish Play, I thought it was appropriate.

Thanks for reading!

EKM

Just Can't Catch a Break!

Hey all,

The weather has been absolutely beautiful this past weekend, and of course I have the worst cramps known to man (sorry is that TMI?). I felt so lousy that I skipped the reception at the NYPL for the Teen Awards, which I was bummed to miss because Diana Peterfreund's book 'Secret Society Girl' was chosen as a notable book for 2006.

I tried to go to the Guggenheim on Friday to see the 'El Greco to Picasso' exhibit but the line for tickets was around the block, so I bought one on-line yesterday and went today. Of course, it was just as crowded but at least I didn't have to wait in line. I could just go up to the membership desk and get my ticket.

The exhibit was interesting but weirdly layed out. Instead of chronologically, it was laid out according to subject, Monks, Women, Children, Portraits etc. I would have preferred to have seen the evolution of Spanish painting but it was interesting to see a Picasso painting next to an El Greco. It was also crowded, but the one good thing about the Guggenheim is there is a bathroom on every level. If you've never been to the museum, it's shaped like a Hostess cupcake. You either take the elevator to the top and wind your way down or you start at the bottom and work your way to the top.

After the museum, I headed over to my favorite Vegetarian restaurant, where the waiter forgot to give me my change. And stupid me, I was too preoccupied to notice. So I'm now out $7.00. And then to top it all off, Tyler Florence went off and got married! The bastard! I kid. Not that I had any chance of meeting this dude, but that's another guy off the market. Sheesh.

And the book I'm reading, while really well written and has a good story, also has a product placement on every page. There were some pages where I counted four or five. It got annyoying after awhile. This is why chick-lit gets a bad name. And it also dates the book. I'm still reading it because I want to see how the author ties it up at the end, but there have been moments when I've wanted to chuck it across the room, particularly when she mentioned Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

Thanks for reading!

EKM

Thank God It's Friday!

Thank god it's Friday, is all I have to say. This has been like one of the longest weeks of my life it seems. I can't wait for it to be over!

The weather has finally turned nice. Yesterday, it was almost 70 degrees, and today it's supposed to be 50, with a chance of showers, which is better than 20 with snow. So perhaps Spring has finally arrived after all and about time. Perhaps spring fever explains why Sanjaya Malakar is still be allowed to torture us all on American Idol. I can understand that there are people out there who don't like the show, and find it cheesy, but is there any reason to ruin it for those of us who do like it?

I mean sights like 'Vote for the Worst' and Howard Stern encouraging people to vote for Sanjaya. It's not fair to him, and not fair to us to have to listen to him butcher another song week after week. And now he's going on the Idol tour because he made the top 10. That's just cruel. Supposedly tweens adore him because he's so not threatening. There was a 13 year old girl in the audience they kept cutting to who was crying like the Beatles had arrived. He's like the perfect tween crush. He reminds me of this teen idol Tony DeFranco of the DeFranco family.

They had a few hit songs in the '70's. They were like the Italian Canadian version of the Osmonds or the Jackson 5. I personally didn't have a crush on him, being more of a David Cassidy/Donny Osmond fan, but I could see why girls liked him. He was totally non-threatening. His voice hadn't even changed yet. But at least Tony DeFranco could sing which is more than I can say for Sanjaya.

So please American put us all out of our misery and vote Sanjaya off next week.

Thanks for reading!

EKM

Wednesday Meme - The Book List

I'm sick (again) and I have absolutely no engergy. I've also just lost a good friend due to a complete failure on my part, so I'm not quite a real blogging mood. So I found this meme on Kelly Para's site and it seemed like fun.

Instructions: In the list of books below:
Bold the ones you’ve read
Italicize the ones you want to read
Mark in RED the ones you won’t touch with a ten-foot pole
Put a cross (+) in front of the ones on your book shelf
Mark an asterisk (*) beside the ones you’ve never heard of
Mark with # if you've seen the movie

1. The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown) #
2. Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen) #
3. To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee)
4. Gone With The Wind (Margaret Mitchell) #
5. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Tolkien) #
6. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien) #
7. The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (Tolkien) #
8. Anne of Green Gables (L.M. Montgomery) #
9. Outlander (Diana Gabaldon)
10. *A Fine Balance (Rohinton Mistry)
11. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Rowling) #
12. Angels and Demons (Dan Brown)
13. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Rowling)
14. A Prayer for Owen Meany (John Irving) #
15. Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden) #
16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerors's Stone (Rowling) #
17. Fall on Your Knees (Ann-Marie MacDonald) *
18. The Stand (Stephen King) #
19. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban #(Rowling)
20. Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte) #
21. The Hobbit (Tolkien)
22. The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
23. Little Women (Louisa May Alcott) #
24. The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold)
25. Life of Pi (Yann Martel)
26. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)
27. Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte) #
28. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (C. S. Lewis) #
29. East of Eden (John Steinbeck) #
30. Tuesdays with Morrie (Mitch Albom) #
31. Dune (Frank Herbert)
32. The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks) #
33. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand) (Ayn Rand scares me)
34. 1984 (Orwell)
35. The Mists of Avalon (Marion Zimmer Bradley) #
36. The Pillars of the Earth (Ken Follett)
37. *The Power of One (Bryce Courtenay)
38. I Know This Much is True (Wally Lamb)
39. The Red Tent (Anita Diamant)
40. The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho)
41. The Clan of the Cave Bear (Jean M. Auel)
42. The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)
43. Confessions of a Shopaholic (Sophie Kinsella)
44. The Five People You Meet In Heaven (Mitch Albom)
45. Bible
46. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy) # (several versions)
47. The Count of Monte Cristo (Alexandre Dumas)
48. Angela’s Ashes (Frank McCourt)
49. The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck) #
50. She’s Come Undone (Wally Lamb)
51. The Poisonwood Bible (Barbara Kingsolver)
52. A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens) #
53. Ender’s Game (Orson Scott Card)
54. Great Expectations (Dickens) #
55. The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald) #
56. The Stone Angel (Margaret Laurence)*
57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Rowling) #
58. The Thorn Birds (Colleen McCullough) #
59. The Handmaid’s Tale (Margaret Atwood)
60. The Time Traveller’s Wife (Audrew Niffenegger)
61. Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoyevsky) #
62. The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand) #
63. War and Peace (Tolstoy) #
64. Interview With The Vampire (Anne Rice) #
65. *Fifth Business (Robertson Davis)
66. *One Hundred Years Of Solitude (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
67. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (Ann Brashares)
68. Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)
69. Les Miserables (Hugo) # (well I've seen the musical several times, does that count)
70. The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupery) (actually read it in french)
71. Bridget Jones’ Diary (Fielding)
72. Love in the Time of Cholera (Marquez)
73. Shogun (James Clavell)
74. The English Patient (Michael Ondaatje) #
75. The Secret Garden (Frances Hodgson Burnett)
76. *The Summer Tree (Guy Gavriel Kay)
77. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Betty Smith) #
78. The World According To Garp (John Irving)
79. *The Diviners (Margaret Laurence)
80. Charlotte’s Web (E.B. White)
81. *Not Wanted On The Voyage (Timothy Findley)
82. Of Mice And Men (Steinbeck) #
83. Rebecca (Daphne DuMaurier) #
84. *Wizard’s First Rule (Terry Goodkind)
85. Emma (Jane Austen) #
86. Watership Down (Richard Adams)
87. Brave New World (Aldous Huxley)
88. *The Stone Diaries (Carol Shields)
89. *Blindness (Jose Saramago)
90. Kane and Abel (Jeffrey Archer) #
91. *In The Skin Of A Lion (Ondaatje)
92. Lord of the Flies (Golding)
93. The Good Earth (Pearl S. Buck)
94. The Secret Life of Bees (Sue Monk Kidd)
95. The Bourne Identity (Robert Ludlum) #
96. The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton) #
97. White Oleander (Janet Fitch) #
98. A Woman of Substance (Barbara Taylor Bradford) #
99. The Celestine Prophecy (James Redfield)
100. Ulysses (James Joyce)

I've read at least a 1/4 of these books, and I consider myself well-read. Clearly I've also seen alot of the movie versions!

Thanks for reading,

EKM

Cinderella's Castle

Here is something interesting. You know Cinderella's Castle at Disney World. Well, guess what? Now some very lucky guests can. Unused space in Walt Disney World's Cinderella Castle has been turned in to the "Suite of a Million Dreams." Here's how it works: at some random place at one of the Disney properties at some random time, a winner will be selected to spend that night in the suite. Though it's said to be random, I'm sure there are some very wealthy fathers out there who would do anything for their daughter to crash in the castle, and Disney would probably welcome these suggestions. The estimated value of the one night stay is only $587.



And what's the deal with the toilet? I'm all for authenticity but would you really want to sit on that? It looks like stone. I imagine it as being really cold, and the wood panelling in the bathroom is a little weird.

From the press release: "The architecture of the castle, the Cinderella story and the suite are all interwoven," said Stephen Silvestri, the Walt Disney Imagineering show producer/director who led a team of designers and craftsmen in the dream makeover. "We want our guests to feel as though they are inside our castle but also immersed within the fantasy realm of the Cinderella story."
In the foyer of the suite, guests will discover a design of the fairytale pumpkin coach in the marble floor inlay. A memorable artifact from the story, the famous glass slipper, adorns a cove. And through the doorway, the bedchamber and salon are appointed with furnishings in the style of the era of "the Louies," as Silvestri refers to the French rulers of the period inspiring the castle and Cinderella story. Nooks showcase clocks, porcelain and accessories befitting the period. Doors are richly detailed; the walls are covered with wood panels and wall coverings. In the bathroom, hand-decorated copper basins sit atop the vanity, recalling a time when fresh water was carried to the bedchamber.

Despite all the careful attention to centuries-old details, the amenities of the Cinderella Castle Suite are definitely 21st century. There's a lavish garden tub plus a shower. There are also wheelchair accessible bathroom and bedroom facilities and elevator access to the suite. As for an ornately framed, 17th-century-style portrait of Cinderella above a regal fireplace in the bedchamber: it magically changes into a modern, 21st-century flat-screen television.

"We want to balance the practical realities within the fantasy place to make the experience truly a dream-come-true for our guests," Silvestri said.


Thanks for reading!

EKM

What Color Green Are You?

You Are Emerald Green

Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you. Inside, you are very emotional and moody - though you don't let it show. People usually have a strong reaction to you... profound love or deep hate. But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There's something naturally harmonious about you.

What Color Green Are You?