Thursday, February 23, 2006

Black History Moment - Ira Frederick Aldridge


The dude on top is the great Ira Aldridge, 19th century black tragedian. You could say he was the first black superstar actor, only he had to leave the United States to fulfill his dreams. Most people don't know about Ira Aldridge. I studied theater history in college and I'd never heard of him, but then we really didn't touch upon American theater until the 20th century. And you can be sure we didn't learn anything about what black people might have contributed to the theater. No Williams and Walker, certainly I had no idea there were any black playwrights writing in the 19th Century until I actually directed a play written by a Creole playwright who moved to Paris to write.

I first became acquainted when the theater company I was working with scheduled a production of a play that he wrote called The Black Doctor. I had no idea who he was, but I quickly looked him up and was fascinated that this man existed at a time when black actors were forced to do minstrel shows. Wow, I thought a black actor who specialized in doing classical theater. Somehow I didn't feel so weird anymore for my love of Shakespeare, and Chekhov.

Truthfully the play was pretty creaky. It was one of the those 19th century melodramas designed for the star actor. Sort of an updated version of Othello. You know, well-educated black man becomes doctor, marries white woman, people are shocked etc. But the fact that he wrote it, and that it was performed, and that it hadn't been lost to history like so many other things was pretty cool.

Anyway, back to Ira Aldridge. He was born in New York City on July 24, 1807 to a free couple, the Reverand Daniel and Luranah Aldridge. He was educated at the African Free School in New York City. He probably went to see plays at the Park Theatre, in the special balcony's reserved for blacks at that time. His first theatrical appearences were with a company of black actors at the African Grove.

Confronted with the disapargement and harassment that black actors received at that time, he moved to England where he became a dresser to the actor Henry Wallack. Gradually progressing to larger roles, by the time he turned 18 he had top billing at London's Coburg theater. He eventually played Othello, becoming probably the first black actor to ever play the most famous role for a black actor ever.

Can you imagine what it must have been like for audiences at that time to see a black actor playing that role instead of a white actor wearing shoe polish? The scene where Othello smothers Desdemona must have sent shock waves through the audience. I've read that some critics thought he was entirely too realistic in that scene. Now of course, we take it for granted that black actors play Othello, but even in the twentieth century it was more common for white actors to black up to the play the role, until Paul Robeson took the stage. Even now for a white actor to play Othello, it would be considered a sacrilege. When Patrick Stewart played the role in DC, he was the only white actor in the cast. But things were totally different almost two hundred years ago.

Not only did he play roles like Aaron the Moor in Titus Andronicus, but he also essayed roles that were specifically white characters like Shylock in Merchant of Venice and Richard III. He was considered the black Edmund Kean, the way Billy Dee Williams has been called the black Clark Gable.

He toured all across the British Isles and then onto continental Europe. He spent most of his final years in Russia, where he became acquainted with Leo Tolstoy and where he learned the language well-enough to perform in that language. See Condoleeza Rice isn't the only African-American to learn Russian!

Yes, he married two white women. Get over it, who else was he going to meet back then mixing with white society? He had six children, one of his children Amanda coached Paul Robeson when he came to London to play Othello in the 1930's. Another son was a composer, while another emigrated to Australia.

He's buried in Poland, where he died, in the city's Evangelical Cemetary. His grave is tended to by the Society of Polish Artists of Film and Theatre. Apparently he's like a saint to the Polish theatrical community.

Tomorrow: Ida Wells-Barnett, pioneering journalist and anti-lynching advocate

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Black History Moment - 100 Great Black Britons


I was surfing the Internet looking for information on Ira Aldridge, the famous black tragedian when I came across this website listing the 100 Famous Britons. By the way, that's not Ira Aldridge, you'll have to wait for tomorrow's post to see a picture of him.

The dapper dude to the left is Daley Thompson, two time Olympic Gold Medalist in the decathalon. I had a huge crush on Daley during the Los Angeles Olympic Games in 1984. I just thought he was so sexy and he had an English accent. Got to love a brother with an accent particularly one as fine as Daley.

I had no idea what a decathalon was until he appeared on the scene. Then I got up to speed quickly. Isn't he beautiful? I just have to say it again.

Anyway, this web-site is really interesting. Ira Aldridge is included because he became a naturalised British citizen like T.S. Eliot and Henry James. I once had an argument with an Englishman about whether or not T.S. Eliot and Henry James should be taught in American or English literature. Mind you this is the same guy who told me that T.S. Eliot spelled backwards is toilets. (Not really but close enough). But I digress.

As I was saying the web-site was fascinating for the people that I didn't know about. I mean, Naomi Campbell, Seal, Sade, Cleo Laine, Shirley Bassey, blah, blah, blah. We all know about them. We should know about Lenny Henry who did one of my favorite sit-coms called Chef. Do you know when they were shopping around an American version, all the networks complained that it was unrealistic because there were no black chefs? Hello Marcus Samuelsson anyone?

What was I talking about? Oh yeah. There were some interesting factoids, like the guy who taught Charles Darwin taxidermy and went with him on the maiden voyage of the Beagle, Samuel Johnson's assistant, the first black mayor in England, and the first black members of Parliament.

What was bizarre were the inclusions of hello? Elizabeth Barret Browning and Queen Charlotte, George III's wife. WTF? It's like saying Pushkin was black (although have you seen the portraits of him? He was only like 1/8 but it did stand out). Apparently even Saint George of Dragon fame and the patron saint of England was black. Do the Queen and Prince Philip know this?

Check out the website and see: http://www.100greatblackbritons.com/home.html

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Making an Old Story Fresh

I was at work the other night when I noticed that they were showing a remake of The Bad Seed on Lifetime. If you haven't seen this movie, then you should. The original with Patty McCormick, which I saw when I was about twelve or thirteen. It scared the crap out of me. The Bad Seed is about an adorable little girl named Rhoda who just happens to be a murdering psychopath. Yes, when Rhoda doesn't get her own way, she gets rid of you.

This was fairly shocking back in the fifties. A murdering child? Get out of town. Remember this was before Columbine, FBI Profilers, John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy. The idea of a child killing, let alone a little girl must have been scandalous. Now of course, it's nothing new, we see it on the news, and on Jerry Springer all the time.

Then there's Single White Female phenomenon. You know the movie where creepy Jennifer Jason Leigh moves in with pretty and clueless Bridget Fonda and then tries to steal her life, or how about that Shannen Doherty movie they keep running on VH-1, Friends till the end where pretty and clueless Shannen befriends the creepy girl with no friends who tries to steal her boyfriend and her band.

Remember how shocking Single White Female was? I remember a friend telling me that she lived it. But now there have been so many movies and TV shows with that plot line, how do you make it fresh.

Well, how about making the pretty, well-adjusted girl the psycho and the creepy girl the one who is innocent? Who would suspect the pretty girl of stealing anyone's life, let alone creepy girl's? Wouldn't you believe creepy girl was the one murdering all the co-eds instead of the pretty cheerleader?

I think about this all the time when I feel like I'm writing a cliche. How do I turn this on it's head and not make it a cliche. How can I possibly make it fresh so that people don't groan when they read the scene.

Anyone else face this problem?

Monday, February 20, 2006

Brokeback Mountain

So, it's Monday night and I'm sitting here at work, for the fourth day in a row, because I scheduled myself to work six days in a row. I know, crazy! What was I thinking? Well, at least tonight, I'm making time and a half since I'm working on a holiday.

I've done absolutely nothing this weekend apart from work, watch the entire first season of Grey's Anatomy (I'm totally obsessed), and see Brokeback Mountain finally. Wow, what a great movie and so terribly sad. I still can't believe that the screenwriters took a 14 page shortstory from the New Yorker and turned it into a two hour movie. I have to say it blows my mind.

And Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal are so perfect as Jack Twist and Ennis Delmar. You totally believe that these two men love each other, but they can't admit it, nor can they break free of their lives and live openly. It just hurt my heart watch the mess the two of them make of their lives during the course of the movie.

I felt sorriest though for Ennis because at least Jack wants to take the chance, to live openly together but Ennis can't open himself up, not even to his wife or his kids. Not to spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen the movie yet, but when he goes to visit Jack's parents, and he sees that Jack had kept the shirt that he first wore when they were together for the first time on Brokeback Mountain, you can't help but feel his pain.

I almost felt numb when the movie was over, it was that powerful.

I've been reading Dwight Swain's book on characterization (if you don't have it, you should), and watching the short piece on the Grey's Anatomy DVD, what he talks about hit home to me. Shonda Rimes said that she wanted the characters on Grey's Anatomy to be people that everyone wanted to hang out with every week, and I really feel that when I watch the show.

It's what I hope to convey in my fiction, people who you want to take a journey with, that make you laugh, and cry, and get angry with when they do stuff that pisses you off.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Decisions, Decisions

It's Friday, and it's a holiday weekend, which meant an early closing at work. Not as early as I would have liked, since I left at 3:00 p.m. just minutes after my boss, but I'll take it. I managed to go home, and take a quick nap before heading out to my night job. I made the huge mistake of scheduling myself for work six nights in a row. Ouch! What was I thinking?

Well, I was supposed to go to Venice for Carnevale, but ended up not going because of work, so I had already asked for some time off. When I put in my schedule, I didn't know that I could override it so that I didn't have to sign up for three days of work. Go figure. Now I know!

I'm so excited. I managed to scrounge up a copy of the first season DVD of Grey's Anatomy. Psych! So you know what I'll be doing this weekend, in between working. I had planned on getting it from Netflix, but I was just too impatient, so I bought it. I'm saving the receipt, so that I can write it off on my taxes. You know, claim that it's research for a medical romance that I'm writing.

I made another decision. I've decided to use my middle name for my YA books when/if they are published. I decided this for two reasons, 1) to honor my mother who named me after a character in a detective novel she was reading (is it any wonder I'm a writer?) and 2) Kerri seemed like a young adult novel name. So hopefully you'll be seeing the name Kerri Mahon on the Teen Book shelves in the future.

I've also decided to take a permanent job at the company that I've been working for since September. This is a big step for me. For one thing, I only get two weeks vacation which is criminal. The Europeans have the right idea, most of them get at least 7 weeks a year. But after careful thought, I'm not getting any younger, it's health insurance, and after being unemployed last year for two months, it's nice to have the steady income, two steady incomes at the moment.

I can't help feeling I'm saying good-bye to my freedom, but until I get that six figure book contract or that movie deal, or get married, I have to think about my future.

Yikes, I feel like such a grown-up!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Prom Night Memories

So I'm writing the first scene of my YA which takes place at the junior prom, here called at cotillion, because the school is snooty enough that they use old-fashioned words like that. I have various complications for my two heroines at the Prom, catty girls, bad fashion choices, a science experiment gone wrong, lothario guy who flirts with other girls in front of his date, under-age drinking (always a good one).

Both my junior and senior proms were incredibly different than the my two heroines. First of all, my school was incredibly small, so the juniors actually had to go to the prom with the senior class otherwise they wouldn't have been able to afford a prom. Also, my fashion choices were great. You can't go wrong with black, and gold. I didn't have a date, but then neither did most of the people at the prom.

Junior year, the prom was held in an incredibly tiny room at the Regency Hotel, which I don't think exists anymore. Senior year it was held at the St. Moritz hotel which is now the Ritz-Carlton. Back then, the St. Moritz was owned by Trump before he bought the Plaza Hotel. It was chiefly famous because Rumpelmayer's was downstairs.

Most of the proms back in my day were held at Tavern on the Green, so we dared to be different. So many proms were held there, that it wasn't uncommon for more than one prom to be booked in a night in the various rooms. My friend's prom didn't start until 10:00 p.m. because there was another prom before it.

Other traditions included riding the Staten Island ferry back and forth until 4 in the morning. Don't ask me why! And having an early morning breakfast at the Empire Diner.

The biggest scandals at my prom were LeAnn and her ex-boyfriend having an intense discussion on the terrace while her date paced back and forth, threatening to punch Jeremy out at any second, despite the fact that Jeremy was about 6 inches taller, and outweighed Alcides by a good 20 pounds. The other was of course, our gym teacher/chaperone who was drinking heavily and really didn't pay that much attention to what we were doing because he was drunk.

So, any one have any good prom memories? Bad? Ugly.

Share, you'll feel better in the morning.
Elizabeth

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love


Well, that's the truth. I could use a hug right now. I wish I could say I was fearless about falling in love. It would be wonderful to have someone right now, the only problem is I have absolutely no time to find someone! I have to trust that my tarot card reading was right, and that when the time is right, I will meet someone.

About Valentine's Day, I've had some wonderful ones in the past with ex-sweetie pie, and another ex. But there is so much pressure to have a spectacular day, to get an expensive gift, or to get engaged, it sort of dilutes what the day is supposed to be about. I used to agonize every year about what to do on Valentine's Day when I was dating ex-sweetie pie.

I couldn't do the same things that I did last year, or buy the same gift. I used to put such pressure on myself to buy the most fabulous card. If I didn't get a big bouquet of roses on Valentine's Day, I thought he didn't love me as much, that the passion was dying.


One year, he wanted to take me to Benihana of Tokyo, and I hectored the poor guy into taking me to Barbetta, a super romantic restaurant in the theater district. I made him feel bad because he wanted to take me to a restaurant with flying knives! Was that nice of me? No, but it had to be my romantic day. Ouch! I'm amazed that he put up with me for almost nine years.



No one even really knows the true origin of Valentine's Day. There are lots of theories. Some say that it originated from St. Valentine, a Roman who was martyred for refusing to give up Christianity. He died on February 14, 269 A.D., the same day that had been devoted to love lotteries. Legends also say that St. Valentine left a farewell note for the jailer's daughter, who had become his friend, and signed it "From Your Valentine".

Some legends say that Saint Valentine served as a priest at the temple during the reign of Emperor Claudius. Claudius then had Valentine jailed for defying him. Basically, there are like three St. Valentine's like there are several St. Catherine's and St. Theresa's. In 496 A.D. Pope Gelasius set aside February 14 to honour St. Valentine.


So basically no one knows who the real St. Valentine is.


In the US, Esther Howland is given credit for sending the first valentine cards. Thanks Esther! Because of you, card stores are filled with pink and red cards in like the beginning of January. Did you know that the town of Loveland, Colorado, does a large post office business around February 14? I've even heard of people sending their cards to towns that have the word Love in them so they can have that postmark on their cards.


St. Valentine's Day was also the day that Al Capone's goons took out Dion O'Bannion's in 1929, solidifying his hold over the Chicago rackets.


Sigh! I'm the poster girl for the Anti-Valentine's Day since I've been single. I even scheduled myself to work tonight, so that I don't have to deal with the holiday.


But that's probably counter-productive. Just because I'm uncoupled, doesn't mean I should be so Bah Humbug about the whole thing. So today I'm wishing everyone a happy Valentine's Day both single and coupled. I hope everyone has a day filled with love and happy surprises.


Elizabeth

Monday, February 13, 2006

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow



So we had record snowfall this weekend in the Northeast and the city pretty ground to a standstill yesterday. Me, I got up in the morning, put on my snow boots and headed off to my exercise class. The snow was so pretty out when I went outside. Just pristine, like someone had upended a giant jar of marshmallow fluff across the city. Just huge piles of fluffy snow.

I went to school in upstate New York for 2 1/2 years (spent one semester in London) and yesterday was pretty much an everday occurrence from October through April. No matter how much snow fell, you went to class. There were no snow days in Syracuse for us college students. You just strapped on your snow shoes, Timberlands, and headed off to class.


Aren't the puppies cute with their sweaters and snow booties on? The best yesterday was watching this guy try to move his car without scraping any of the snow off the top. He just kept gunning the ignition while he tried to maneuver his car out of the tight space it was in.

People get so funny in New York when it snows. I ran into my neighbor across the hall Friday night, and he was stocking up on provisions like he was expecting Armageddon instead of a few inches of snow. Okay, alot of snow but still.

I stayed home yesterday for most of the day, only venturing out for dinner and water. Watched a fantastic night of television, Desperate Housewives followed by the best show on TV, Grey's Anatomy. What I love about Grey's Anatomy is how they manage to combine the drama with the comedy. There's Meredith with her hand on live ammunition, asking Christina to talk to her, because a) she's freaking out, and b) she really has to pee. And then the last scene where Derek aka Dr. McDreamy tells Meredith about the last time they kissed. My heart melted.

Oh, I also discovered a new tv show on the History Channel called Digging for Truth, starring a hottie named Josh Bernstein, who's sort of a Jewish Indiana Jones. The program was on Stonehenge, the origins and what it might have been used for. Very intersting. Great to see a show that had nothing to do with Hitler, although they made up for that with a show on Hitler's family.

But the best news of all was I picked up Evelyn Vaughn's newest Bombshell, Something Wicked which I'm currently reading.

Sweet!

Keep warm and stay dry,

Elizabeth

Sunday, February 12, 2006

What Regency Romance Heroine Are You?

Ingenue
Ah, how sweet - you are an Ingenue. You are the

youngest of the heroines, sweet yet not

insipid, pretty but not cloying, and just out

of the schoolroom. You have been living in

the country all your life, and are part of a

large family. Your father is probably a

curate, and you are not very well off.

Despite your youth and naivety, or perhaps

because of it, you are quite fearless and

will not follow convention just because it is

the thing to do. Instead of being properly

bored at society events, you are excited just

to be there. An older and jaded member of

the Ton, who is cynical about women and had

never intended to marry, finds you refreshing

and adorable, and quickly falls under your

spell. Despite all warnings, you fall in

love with him in return. It transpires that

his black reputation and cynical exterior

hide a kind and noble, yet deeply wounded,

heart, and you marry and live happily ever

after. Make the most of this while it lasts,

because I fear your sort of heroine is quite

annoying, and rapidly falling out of favour

with modern novelists.


The Regency Romance Quiz: What kind of Romance Heroine are you?
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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Weekend Eye Candy





It's cold, and snowing right now, so I thought I'd leave you with something a little hot for the weekend.


Have a great weekend and keep warm!

Elizabeth

Friday, February 10, 2006

Random Thoughts on a Friday afternoon

What I'm thinking about now:

I can't believe I missed the repeat of Sunday's Grey's Anatomy! I mean could they have announced or something? I had no idea until I was at work last night and I happened to see it on one of the TV sets. Unfortunately, I couldn't watch it because I was stuck watching Beauty and the Geek 2, which actually isn't that bad, and I was taping Dancing with the Stars at home, which I still haven't seen because I didn't get home until 1:00 a.m. and barely had enough time to brush my teeth, and wash my face before I fell head first into bed.

I'm so peeved at Project Runway right now. Uncle Nick, my favorite from the very first episode was cut Wednesday night. However, I'm not surprised, his last few designs were uninspired and in this episode, he seemed to lose his mind. I mean who designs a men's suit without pockets or a belt loop? In pale lavendar cashmere, and this was a men's suit. Yes, Santino's jumpsuit didn't fit and it was falling apart, but Nick's looked worse. And we all know they're only keeping Santino around for entertainment value. He's this season's Wendy Pepper but with more talent.

I'm so tired from lack of sleep and lack of caffeine, that it's like I'm typing in a coma right now, but I have to finish typing the fourteen pages that I rewrote into the computer before the end of the day. I've done 6 pages so far, and I have 8 more to go.

This section totally sets up the relationships of everyone for the rest of the book. All the main characters are introduced. My job is to manage all this without drowning the audience in backstory, which is my bete noire when it comes to writing. Also show don't tell is something I'm trying to be very aware of.

So far the revisions are going okay, and I've designed a plan to keep my interest from flagging which can happen during the second and third drafts of a book.

Anyway, back to the grindstone. That thud you hear might just be my head hitting the keyboard if I can't say awake!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Chateau Voltaire


It's been awhile since I've indulged my obsession with real estate porn on this blog, but I was reading an article in the Sunday New York Times, and I had to share it with you all. The above mansion, on Long Island's Gold Coast, was once known as Chateau Voltaire. Why because it was a section of a chateau in France, that the owner believed had been lived in by Voltaire and his mistress during the 18th century.

It's actual name is Chateau des Thons, because it's an entire wing of the actual Chateau in the Vosges area of France near Dijon. The original owner, Ashbel H. Barney, was in the market for a French chateau (aren't we all?). Back in the day, the robber barons used to travel to Europe and buy whole crateloads of paintings, furniture, interiors, for their McMansions back in the States. J.P. Morgan was notorious for that.

But that wasn't good enough for Mr. Barney. He bought an entire wing, including the green moss, and the flagstones from Les Petits Thons back to New York.

The romantic story behind Chateau des Thons is that Voltaire and his mistress one Madame du Chatelet, carried on a 16 year affair in the chateau. The affair supposedly ended when she got pregnant with a third man's child and died giving birth.

However, the true story is that Voltaire never lived in the chateau with his mistress, he lived in some other chateau. That of course, didn't stop real estate agents or Gold Coast historians from repeating the story, until it became local legend.

You can buy the mansion for the relatively bargain price of $7 million dollars. It's one of the few Gold Coast Mansion still in existence. Once upon a time, particularly during the twenties this part of Long Island was covered in huge mansions, up to 450 of them, mainly built by millionaires flush with cash from various enterprises. F. Scott Fitzgerald based Jay Gatsby's house on a mansion that was unfortunately torn down during the '60's.

Huge yachts lined the harbor, some of which were unfortunately shot to pieces by the Coast Guard who mistook them for rum runners during Prohibition (can you imagine the Coast Guard shooting up Trump's yacht or the Forbes yacht today by accident? They would have their ass sued so fast). Wild parties went on for days (P. Diddy has nothing on the revelers of the 1920's).

All that ended during the Great Depression, but if you want an idea of what life was like for the rich take a look at the mansion on Sotheby's real estate site or pick up a copy of Monica Randall's "Mansions of Long Island's Gold Coast" to have a look. Some of the mansions are still open to the public.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

The Shot Seen Round the World

Has Brittney lost her damn mind? That's what I want to know. First she marries some guy she grew up with for like 2 days, and then she marries another guy that any woman worth her salt would have told her was trouble.

Next thing you know she's walking into public restrooms in bare feet. And now she's seen driving with her four month old baby on her lap.

Her defense? 'To protect him from the paparazzi'. Um, Brittney, how is holding him on your lap instead of in his car seat going to help him if you're cut off by some photographer?

I don't care if your bodyguard is in the seat next to you. They invented car seats for a reason. Use one.

She says that she loves her baby, and would never do anything to harm him. I'm sure that's true, but I don't care if you're just going to the corner store to buy more pork rinds, the baby should be in his car seat. If you're worried about him, you can have the bodyguard sit in the back with him, or better yet, let him drive, while you sit in the back with your child.

Apparently, she's now under investigation for child endangerment, just like anyone who was seen driving with a baby on their lap.

I sincerely hope actions are taken, and that Brittney learns that just because you're a celebrity, you aren't above the law when it comes to children.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Black History Moment - Frank Yerby King of the Costume Novel



Since February is Black History month, I thought I'd share an article that I wrote for our newsletter on Frank Yerby.

I first heard of Frank Yerby while watching the movie version of his novel The Foxes of Harrow on late night television. Rex Harrison played Stephen Fox, a gambler, newly arrived in New Orleans. He builds "Harrow", the greatest mansion house and plantation in Louisiana. In the book, he loves three women: Odalie Orceneaux, his wife; her sister, Aurore; and Desiree, his Black mistress. Fox had a child by each of them. Of course, none of that made into the movie, it was the 1940’s after all. But it was certainly juicy stuff for an eleven year old.

When I discovered it was based on a work of fiction, I immediately sent out to find a copy in the library. This was in the seventies when writers like Frank Yerby, Catherine Cookson, John Jakes and Taylor Caldwell were still writing novels of historical fiction. I had no idea that Frank Yerby was African-American until I saw his photo on the book jacket. My limited experience with black authors back then was reading the poetry of Phyllis Wheatley and reading Toni Morrison.

Reading Frank Yerby’s novels opened up a whole new world for me. It also made me realize that I could write historical fiction, and not be limited in my subject matter.

Frank Yerby was the first African American to write a best-selling novel and to have a book purchased by a Hollywood studio for a film adaptation. During his prolific career, he wrote thirty-three novels and sold more than fifty-five million hardback and paperback books worldwide. Two other books were also adapted for Hollywood, The Golden Hawk and The Saracen Blade.

His first literary success came in 1944, when he received the O. Henry Memorial Award for his short story "Health Card," which focuses on the racial inequities faced by an African American soldier and his wife. Prior to this story, Yerby had written a protest novel about racial inequities in the South, but publishers had rejected it. Perhaps as a result, he began to write historical novels centering most often on white protagonists.

It is from these novels that his literary reputation was built. The Foxes of Harrow (1946), in particular, laid the foundation for his career as a popular novelist by becoming the first best-selling novel by an African American author and earning him the title "king of the costume novel."


Many of his novels were set in the antebellum South and feature dashing white male protagonists who experience adventures of romance, mystery, and intrigue. Also, unusual for the time, they feature interracial romances when it was still illegal in many states for blacks and whites to sit at the same lunch counter, let alone get married. He also wrote novels set during the French and American revolutions, Central America, the South, ancient Greece and Israel that were meticulously researched.

He also wasn’t exclusively a novelist; he was also a short story writer and a poet as well. His stories have been included in A Century of the Best American Short Stories, and his poems in American Negro Poetry.

He was often criticized by other African-Americans for not writing solely about black protagonists. Even though, he held the distinction of being the first best-selling black novelist, he was also disparaged for his lack of racial consciousness. His response was that a novelist shouldn’t inflict on the public his private ideas on politics, race, or religion.

In 1991, he died of congestive heart failure in Madrid, Spain, his place of residence since 1955, after he left the States to protest racial discrimination. His books are now out of print, just a footnote in literary history while other writers such as Zora Neale Hurston, and James Baldwin are still studied and talked about. Hopefully one day, he’ll receive the recognition that he deserves as a truly talented writer of historical fiction.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Query Queasiness

Another Monday has arrived. Wow, is it just me, or do the weeks seem to go by faster the older you get?

We had another successful RWA meeting this Saturday. I want to thank the goddess that is Wendy Corsi Staub for braving the monsoon that blew saturday to come speak at our meeting, when she has 5, count'em 5 deadlines to meet by June. Her talk was really inspiring. She's now on my list of writers that I admire along with Jennifer Crusie, Marley Gibson, Eileen Rendahl, Meg Cabot and Lani Diane Rich.

She shared a really difficult time that she had recently which led to her writing the book of her heart, which is now being published in December of this year, after intially being rejected by publishers. See, even writers who have published 60 books can still get their proposals rejected which made me feel slightly better. I mean this is a woman who survived writing Fabio's romance novels (Yes, Fabio didn't wrote those books. Shocking I know.)

She also suggested that we be prolific. While we're sending out one book, start another which is going to be my philosophy for now on. I have too many books in my head that I want to write, to spend more fruitless years trying to get just one book published.

I'm hoping that like Madeleine Hunter, a publisher will say to me, 'what else have you got?' and I can drag out the opus that is Nearly Famous and dust it off.

Right now, I'm working on my query letter, which for me is worse than writing the synopsis. The query letter is the first thing that an agent sees, sometimes it's the only thing they see. If they don't like the query, they may never request a partial from you, so it's crucial that the query convey your story in such a way that they can't wait to get a copy of the book in their hot little hands.

In the case of my YA 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love,' I need to convey not only the story, but let them know that my book is inspired by Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream, and that there are actual fairies in my book.

Hopefully I'll post the blurb in a few days, to see what people think if I'm brave enough. Right now, I'm in the refining stage. I sat down this morning and started to write it out. It's a little choppy and needs to be edited and punched up considerably.

I've given myself a deadline of the end of the month, to get the revisions done, and to start sending out the book to agents. Mercury goes into retrograde the first three weeks of March, so it won't be a good time to start submitting.

In other news, I've sent in my form for the NEC conference in Natick, and I've signed up for an agent appointment, so keep your fingers crossed.

Friday, February 03, 2006

What Color Are You?

BLUE
BLUES are motivated by INTIMACY, seek opportunities to genuinely connect with others, and need to be appreciated. They do everything with quality and are devoted and loyal friends and employers/employees. Whatever or whomever they commit to are their sole (and soul) focus. They love to serve and will give freely of themselves in order to nurture others lives.

BLUES, however, do need to be understood. They have distinct preferences and occasionally the somewhat controlling (but always fair) personality of a confident leader. Their code of ethics is remarkably strong and they expect others to live honest, committed lives as well. They enjoy sharing meaningful moments in conversation as well as remembering special life events (i.e., birthdays and anniversaries). BLUES are dependable, thoughtful, nurturing, and can also be self-righteous, a bit worry-prone, and emotionally intense. They are like sainted pit-bulls who never let go of something once they are committed. When you deal with a BLUE, be sincere, make an effort to truly understand them, and truly appreciate them.


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This is remarkably true. I once had my aura scanned, and it was blue-green. Funny, I would have thought that my aura would be read, but that's more because it's my favorite color than anything else.

Reality Round-Up

It's Friday, so it's time for another edition of Reality Round-up where I discuss the wonderful hours of reality TV that I watched this week. Actually, I only watched 3 Reality shows this week, and only part of two of them. The below picture is of the winner of this week's Project Runway. I only saw the last twenty minutes, but I gather that the challenge was to make a dress out of natural materials, to simulate a garden party as a dress. Daniel, who has won four challenges so far, and is now guaranteed a spot in the final four, won this week's challenge, I think primarily because he actually managed to use some flowers in his dress.

I don't think the judges quite realized (amazing considering Michael Kors is a designer) that working with real flowers was a challenge. First of all, the contestants only had $100 to work with which doesn't buy you much, even if you buy wholesale in the flower district. Second, flowers die quickly particularly since this show was shot in the summer when it was like 99 degrees outside. They risked making dresses with a bunch of dead flowers. So the majority of the designers stuck with hardier materials like leaves, moss, peat etc.


Our next show up is Dancing with the Stars, which I have to admit is one of my favorite shows, although this group of celebrities are so much more competitive than the last group. They all want to win, win, win, the giant discoball trophy. The only person who is been having fun every week, is the one person who is never going to win this competition, and that's George Hamilton. He's just there to have fun. I'm sure he's amazed that anyone remembered that he was still alive to do this competition. He makes the judges laugh and I'm sure he'll be around for another week.


I'm very glad that P. Miller (aka Master P.) was finally booted off. It was criminal that Giselle Fernandez, a really good dancer, was booted off before a guy who clearly didn't want to be there, and wasn't willing to put in the time and effort to even be half-way decent, particularly when everyone was working their butts off every week. Even George Hamilton spent more time rehearsing than Master P.

The surprises this season, besides how many of the celebrities are good, are Stacey the professional wrestler and Drew Lachey, Nick's little brother. First of all, I've totally rethought my feelings about professional wrestlers. This woman could be dancing on Broadway, and she has legs that are longer than two of my arms. Her samba last night was phenomenal, and she totally deserved her perfect scores (more so than Kelly Monaco from last season).

And Drew Lachey? Well, people are now going to know his name apart from just being his more famous brother's little bro. Every week, he just brings it, despite how tired he must be. He's a true performer, just like Joey McIntyre last season. It just goes to show that boy band members have hidden talents.

Lisa Rinna? It's amazing how much her partner Louis Amstel (who must be so happy this season that he has a good partner, unlike the dud Trista Sutter he had last time) looks like a gay version of her husband. For someone who keeps reminding us she's a 42 year old mother of two, she certainly brings it every week. Unlike Tia Carrere, who seems to have lost steam these past two weeks.

My final show is The Bachelor. Why do I watch this show? Well, I could win a trip to Paris if I accurately predict who he chooses for the final rose, which is pretty much the only reason I'm watching. Oh, and they go to Venice on one of the fantasy dates. And they're living in a gorgeous house in the French countryside. The women? The same cookie-cutter women they have every season. The guy? Travis has shown as much personality as road kill and he's acting like a perfect gentleman. I think he's kissed like two of the women so far, and no heavy duty make-out sessions. A far cry from the days when Jesse Palmer made out with three women on one date.

He maybe a gentleman but it makes for boring TV when you also have no personality. I predict he'll end up with sweet, seemingly virginal Sarah from Nashville.

And hopefully I'll be wending my way to Paris.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Thursday To-Do-List



That's Punxatawny Phil, the groundhog who predicts whether or not we're going to have six more weeks of winter. According to the news ole Phil popped out of his den this morning to announce after seeing his shadow, that yes indeed we can expect six more weeks. Since I live in NYC where it snows rarely and we've been enjoying pretty good weather so far, I'm not sure what to think. Are we suddenly going to have blizzards in the next six weeks? The temperature going to drop to oh say 19 degrees?

Truthfully, I went to college upstate in Syracuse, so six more weeks of winter doesn't phase me. It's winter about 8 months of the year up there.

It just reminds me of how much I have to do in the coming six weeks.

Here's my to-do-list for the next few weeks in no particular order:

1. Go to the DMV Express to get NY State I.D.

2. Sign up for the New England Conference

3. Book hotel for New England Conference

4. Buy gift bag for Saturday's speaker

5. Look up information about logoed panties

6. Start thinking about March President's Letter for Chapter newsletter

7. Try to decide whether or not I'm going on vacation at the end of the month

8. Try to catch up on my sleep

9. Buy birthday cards for friends

10. Mail back books that I borrowed from ex-friend

11. Finish re-reading manuscript to make revisions

12. Finish watching Midsummer Night's Dream movie

13. Take advantage of tax-free week

14. Write out scenes that need to be written and purpose of scenes

15. Re-work synopsis

16. Start getting queries ready for end of month blitz (have to get this done before Mercury heads into retrograde in March)

17. Do taxes, now that I've gotten all W-4's in mail

18. Go have Tarot card reading at Enchantments to find out if there's hope with ex-friend

19. Fill out schedule for next six weeks chunk for second job.

20. See Oscar nominated films before Academy Awards in March

21. Have a massage

22. Do random act of kindness

23. Try to decide if I want to give Match.com a shot

24. Send out resumes for permanent job, preferably in creative field, that doesn't involve too much actual work.

25. Win Mega Millions

Wow, that's 25 things! I'd better get started if I'm going to accomplish them all.

Thanks for reading,

EKM

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

It takes a village

To quote Hillary Clinton, apparently it takes a village to fix a printer.

Yesterday afternoon, not one, but two of the printers that my group uses when kablooey. One printer only printed out blank pages with like a line of gibberish on top, the other printer had a document stuck in the queue, so that no one else could print.

So like any good Executive Assistant, I called the help desk. By the time I got through all the prompts, I was exhausted. Then came the ten minutes of answering questions from the guy on the other end of the line, after I got disconnected and had to call back and go through the whole prompt thing again.

They made fixing the printers a high priority which was great. Then came the waiting. Finally a technician on our floor showed up. More questions were asked. Then he went away. He came back with another guy. They looked at the printer. They left. Two more guys came and looked at the printer and then left. Finally the first two guys came back and looked at the printer. In the meantime, the printer still wasn't working.

Finally at 4:00 p.m. another guy showed up and started asking me more questions. I showed him the printer queue on my computer that showed that someone was printing something that was jamming up the printer. He had me call someone on the phone about the printer who was supposed to be working on the problem from her end.

I spent a fruitless minute playing interpreter between the two of them before I finally handed him the phone. And the printer still wasn't working. Neither of them. Because I had to open two seperate tickets for the printer, I have no idea when anyone is going to come and fix the second one.

The upshot was that finally this morning the printer is working. Which is great because I needed to print 50 more pages of my manuscript to read and revise and it would have sucked if I hadn't been able to do that.

But here's my question: why did it take like 8 people speaking printerese to fix this printer? It's like that old joke about how many [fill in the blank] does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

And all the printerese they were talking, like I had gotten a degree at APEX Tech and knew what they were talking about. Hello, I own a crappy $75 ink-jet printer. I know nothing about huge laser jet printers apart from how to change the toner, and apparently that takes forever to do here since the mail clerk guy has to be summoned to do it.

And my second question is, if you send something to print, why not go and pick it up? Is the document going to walk itself to your desk? And if it hasn't printed after about ten minutes, why not delete it from the print queue so that other people can print?

Apparently this is just too much work or too technical for some people.

Oy!

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

What Famous Pinup Are You?

You are Brigitte Bardot

Naurally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind
I'm not too sure if this is true, but it cheered me up enormously!

In Memoriam


In two days, we've lost two important women. Yesterday, playwright Wendy Wasserstein died, and today it was announced that Coretta Scott King died.

I just finished reading her obituary in The New York Times. What an extraordinary woman! They say behind every man is a strong woman, and she was definitely that for Martin Luther King. Reading about their courtship, where he basically decided on their first date, that she was the one he was going to marry, and how she deliberated long and hard about marrying him, insisting that she would continue to be her own woman despite her marriage. And this was in the early fifties? She even asked that the word obey be taken out of the ceremony, and they were married by his father. What chutzpah!

She spearheaded the campaign to have a national holiday named after her husband, when so many people were totally against the idea. Even now there are some states that don't acknowledge Martin Luther King day. She even took the risk of defending the man who was widely accused of murdering her husband. Imagine Jackie O standing up for Lee Harvey Oswald. She carried on his legacy over the years, while raising 4 suddenly fatherless children. While not a civil rights leader in her own right, she carried the torch for both African-Americans and women, demanding they too have equal rights.

Wendy Wasserstein has the distinction of being one of the most successful, if not the most successful, woman playwright. Two of her plays ran for over 500 performances on Broadway, and her plays are constantly done all over the country. I first became aware of her when I saw a PBS presentation of one of her earliest plays, Uncommon Women and Others, about a group of Mount Holyoke students from before graduation and then several years down the road.

I was impressed by her talent, although I decided then and there that I was not going to ever go to an all girls college. She wrote about the choices that women make in their lives, whether it was possible to have it all. If there is such a thing as a chick-lit playwright, Wendy Wasserstein was it.

Long before Bridget Jones, she wrote about women living in the big city, dating, settling or not compromising in their dreams of what they thought there life could be. There would be no Candance Bushnell without Wendy Wasserstein.

I admired her wit, her ability to dig for deeper truths but not forgetting the humor in life. She wrote about women we could all relate to whether or no what our race or color.

She finally achieved one of her fondest dreams, which was to have a child at the age of 48, Lucy who is now 6.

I salute these two very different women of courage and class.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Mea Culpas

Well, I've done it again. Gone and offended someone with my blog. My friend, who invited me to the Burns supper, took offense to how I categorized some of the people that I met at the party. It certainly wasn't done to be offensive or to poke fun at anyone, it was simply a short-hand attempt to convey a sense of character in as few words as possible.

My whole purpose in writing the entry was to poke fun at myself, and to say that I simply don't know how to date anymore, and that I'm worried about dying alone, never having met anyone that could measure up to my ex or to my own expectations of a life partner.

Clearly I should have stated that the men were perfectly nice but not for me. I apologize for not including that in my entry for the day.

Instead, my word portraits caused offense, for which I'm truly sorry. I'm always nervous about writing about my life particularly my non-writing life. I don't know how some writers do it. I certainly haven't managed that balance. I could never write a memoir because I would spend most of my time writing apology letters to people. Not that I have anything really worth interesting to say.

It seems that you are damned if you do, and damned if you don't.

So, I guess I'm going to just have to stick to blogging about my writing, and various celebrity foibles and keep my private life to myself.

The SAG Awards, James Frey and more


So last night I work I watched the first two hours of the SAG awards, before hopping over to my favorite show of all time, Grey's Anatomy. Yes, I get paid to watch television even if I don't write about it! I was a floater last night, after I checked my one repeat. Probably a reward for having to watch Road to Perdition for 3 hours. Thank god, the computer was right next to the television, so I could throw in my questions during the commercial breaks.

Now on to the SAG awards. Sigh! After the Golden Globes, and all the other critics awards, there are no surprises. Does anyone really think that Philip Seymour Hoffmann won't win the Academy Award for Capote (by the way, it's a very good movie)? The only question is whether or not he's going to show up in a tux instead of the same suit he's been wearing to all the awards shows.

And what's up with Paul Giamatti? Can't you afford a tie? I know you're all 'I'm a indie character actor who was robbed of an Academy Award nomination for Sideways' but is it necessary to show up at these things looking like you pulled your clothes up off the floor that morning?

Amazing how many ladies almost tripped on their gowns last night. Wasn't it cute when Eva Longoria sat on Marcia Cross' lap? And wasn't Nicolette Sheridan engaged like five minutes ago and she's already back with Michael Bolton?

Aww, wasn't it cute when S. Epatha Merkeson kissed Ben Bratt and called him her baby brother. Don't you wish that were you? Julia, you were crazy to let this dude go, I don't care how happy you are with Danny Moder.

Can I just say how great it was to see Shirley Temple Black, especially since here is a woman who clearly hasn't had any work done?

Poor James Frey! Oprah opened a can of whoop ass on him on Thursday. They were rebroadcasting the episode Friday morning when I got home from work, and I taped it to watch later. How painful is it to have the woman who endorsed your book rip you a new one? I learned one thing, you do not want to piss Oprah off.

Although, as much as I love me some Oprah, her producers ignored the warning signs. I mean people were calling the show as soon as they heard he was going to appear last fall, to raise doubts about his book. Reputable people, not just crazy people who call the hotline. I do give her props for admitting that she should have thought about it more before she defended him.

And as for Nan Talese, she told Oprah that James Frey had never presented the book as fiction, which made him out to be a liar again. I agree with her though, that it's virtually impossible for publishers to vet a book for the truth before they publish it. They take an authors word that if it's a memoir, it's truthful.

I don't believe for a second though that James Frey actually believed that he was the bad ass that he wrote about. It might have been wish fulfillment on his part, or just the knowledge that his book might not get published unless he sensationalized it. I guess he just didn't realize he'd gone so far, that it raised red flags.

But I feel sorriest for the writers who may not get published because their memoirs aren't sensational enough or because the publishing industry is going to be wary right now.

Friday, January 27, 2006

She Got Game?

So I went to the Burns Supper Wednesday night at my friend's and I was greeted, not by the sight of Ewan McGregor (seen reading the Ode to the Haggis), but an adorable 3-year old wearing a kilt and a pair of cowboy boots.

I also got to meet four eligible men that evening. For a moment, I almost felt like the bachelorette.

Of course, I liked one of them and he had absolutely not interest in me. Isn't that always the way? Why is it that it's so easy to flirt with someone we have no interest in, but the minute you meet someone who has potential, you act like an idiot?

I think the problem is I've been single for so long now since ex-sweetie pie and I broke up, I have no game (can girls have game?). I mean I can flirt, no problem, but I've forgotten how to close the deal. I mean, you can't just slip a guy your phone number if he doesn't ask for it. Can you? What's the protocol?

I mean if you do, there's always the possibility he'll be polite and take it but not call, or tell you he's not interested. Either way you're screwed, and my thighs can't take the Sara Lee chocolate cakes anymore that I used to devour when I was a teenager and I'd had a romantic failure.

I started to feel like Sarah from Nashville on The Bachelor. You know coming up with reasons why Poster Guy and I were a perfect match. He's from NY, I'm from NY, He went to Cornell, I got into Ithaca, we both studied in England. He's lived in Prague, I've thought of going to Prague. I mean, E-Harmony had nothing on me, the way my thoughts were going.


That's the problem with being fairly independent. On the one hand, I'm quite capable of going out to dinner or a movie by myself or traveling, but social interaction with the male of the species still eludes me.

What was even more depressing was the conversation, I had with one of the other guests, who stated that if he hadn't met his wife in college, he would never have gotten married because dating was just too hard?

You think? I swear Speed Dating should be an Olympic Event.

Oh, here' s funny addendum to Robert Burns. Apparently, the National Portrait Gallery in Scotland unveiled a new painting of Burns in an Armani suit which pissed off Tommy Hilfiger who claims to be a descendent of the Bard. Which could be true, considering he had 13 acknowledged children by 5 women that we know of.

The above picture of Gerard Butler is for Mary.

Enjoy while I sign up for remedial dating lessons.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Hallelujah!


Hallelujah, they've given actress Hattie McDaniel a stamp, just in time for Black History Month. For those you who may not be familiar with her, Hattie was the first African-American ever to win an Academy Award, when she won for playing Mammy in GTW in 1940.

Congratulations Hattie. I'm sure you're smiling down from heaven.

2006 Edition of Getting to Know A Little Bit More About Me

Hey! I'm a little under the weather today due to the Burns Supper. So forgive me if I cheat a little today with this blog.


WELCOME TO THE 2006 EDITION OF GETTING TO KNOW A LITTLE ! MORE ABOUT YOUR
FRIENDS.

DIRECTIONS: Read and then delete my answers and put in your own and
forward to anyone you think might want to play along, INCLUDING returning it
to the person who sent it to you so they can see your answers!
1. WHAT TIME DID YOU GET UP THIS MORNING? 5:55 AM

2. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THEATER? Matchpoint

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE T.V. SHOW? Project Runway, Grey's Anatomy, America's Next Top Model, House, American Idol, Charmed, Law & Order: SVU. Actors Studio, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, The Surreal Life, Alias.

4. RECENT BOOK YOU READ AND ENJOYED? Katie Macalister's Blow Me Down
5. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? Egg Whites, Tomato, Whole Wheat Toast

6. WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Kerri (first name is Elizabeth)

7. FAVORITE CUISINE? Anything seafood related particularly Lobster

8. WHAT FOODS DO YOU DISLIKE? Peas, and lima beans, because of the fuzzy cover

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUICK SNACK? raisins

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC AT THE MOMENT? Keith Urban, James Blunt

11. YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Red

12. FAVORITE SANDWICH? Lobster, avocado, and artichoke hearts

13. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU DESPISE? Egomaniacs

14. FAVORITE ITEM OF CLOTHING? My purple Natori pajamas

15. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD ON VACATION, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Venice

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERSONAL PHYSICAL FEATURE? My hair, when it cooperates

17. TO WHERE WOU! LD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE? London

18. WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY? My 40th ...in London.

19. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Michelle Kwan, Figure Skating

20. FURTHEST PLACE YOU ARE SENDING THIS? Germany

21. WHAT PERSON DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND IT BACK TO YOU? Simon

22. PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND IT BACK FIRST? Roberta

23. GOAL YOU HAVE FOR YOURSELF? Save more money!

24. IF YOU COULD DO ANYTHING TO YOUR HOME ENVIRONMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Sit on my @ss and write all day.

25. ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON OR A NIGHT PERSON? Night.

26. PETS? Sadly...none currently...I wish I had a puppy but I'm never home.

27. WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? Prima ballerina, and a rock star

28. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Tired, I've had 3 1/2 hours of sleep

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY? Dark Chocolate raisin clusters

3O. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? Lilac

31. WHAT DAY ON THE CALENDAR ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO? Friday!

32. WHERE IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE EVER BEEN FROM HOME? Italy

33. A SMALL THING YOU REALLY ENJOY? Writing a really good scene, or making a really great dish and sharing it with friends.

34. ANY NEW AND EXCITING NEWS YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH US? Set up a booksigning for two great authors/Finished first YA novel.


Thanks for your patience!
Elizabeth

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Robert Burns - The Bard of Scotland


Tonight I'm attending a supper in honor of Robert Burns. Who is Robert Burns you say? Well here are some of his greatest hits:


O, my luve is like a red, red rose,
That's newly sprung in June.
O, my luve is like a melodie,
That's sweetly play'd in tune.

Or maybe you've heard this ditty sung on New Year's Eve:


Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?

(By the way, does anyone know the rest of the lyrics, or do you just hum along or mumble the words?)

Robert Burns is pretty much the patron saint of Scotland (along with St. Andrew and Sean Connery, professional Scotsman) or near enough. A poet and chick magnet (what is with women and poets?), who grew up poor on a farm but well read. His poems are written chiefly in Scottish dialect. Besides writing poetry, his interests included drinking a lot of whisky and shagging many women.

Apparently, he was such a dude with the ladies, that other men used to have Burns write love letters for them like Cyrano de Bergerac. Looking at the above picture, he wasn't half bad.

He moved to Edinburgh after his first collection of poems was published, where he became a national celebrity. Although famous, he was still broke, not having such things as royalties back then. So he took a job as an exciseman (like another writer Herman Melville who was forced to toil at the Customs House in New York). He died at the rather young age of 37 of heart disease exacerbated by a life of excess and hard manual labor.

When he died, 10,000 people came to watch and pay their respects. This was back when Scotland wasn’t exactly running over with people. He was the equivalent of a modern day rock star. Can you imagine 10,000 people turning up for a poet’s death today?

Every year on the anniversary of his death, Scots celebrate Burns with a supper, where they address the haggis, and drink lots of whiskey. Really just an ordinary day in Scotland, but they dress it up for Robert Burns.

This is the ode to the haggis, which is basically a sheep's stomach filled with rolled oats, spices, and other bits that I don't even want to know.


Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

(I have no idea what that all means since it's a Scottish dialect but you get the drift).

Impossibly handsome British friend (who celebrated his birthday yesterday) is none to fond of RB. He once declared that Burns’ poems were ‘crap.’ Being the sarcastic cow that I am, I suggested that he dress up in a kilt, and do a one man show called “Crap, and other crap, the poems of Robert Burns.’ I think it would have been a big hit at the Edinburgh Festival don't you think?

Slainte!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Drowning in a sea of Books


That's Travis. He's The Bachelor. He actually has nothing to do with my topic, because apart from medical journals and textbooks, I don't think he's actually read a book, but I watched the show last night against my better judgement, and all I have to say, is that the phrase 'we have a connection' has got to be the most overused phrase in the history of the world. And Sarah, just because y'all come from the same town, does not mean that you're meant to be together. If that were true, than I should be any number of people just because we both live in New York City.

Enough said. Now on for today's topic. Yesterday, I made my final decisions about what books to buy with my Amazon gift certificate. I ordered the companion volume to Regency House Party, and a new biography of Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan, the former Duchess of Marlborough and her mother Alva Vanderbilt Belmont called appropriately Consuleo and Alva, plus several CD's. I really struggled with what to buy, and I decided that it had to be books that I wouldn't ordinarily purchase because they were expensive. Plus, they can be used as research books for the future.

I've seen a few people post about what they're read so far this year, and I'm happy to report that I have read a total of 8 books so far this year.

They are as follows:

Dueling Princes by Tyne O'Connell
Size 12 is not Fat by Meg Cabot
City of Falling Angels by John Berendt
The lastest Gossip Girl by Cecily von Ziegesar
Blow Me Down by Katie Macalister
The Movie Lover's Guide to Hollywood
This Must Be Love by Tui Sutherland
The Ex-Factor by Tracey Kelleher (a novella)
A Murder Solved by Charles Higham

In the TBR pile:

A biography of the Mitford Sisters by Mary Lovell
Rebel Angels by Libba Bray
Jane Millionaire by Janice Lynn
Don't Know Much about Mythology by Kenneth Davis
Julie & Julia
The It Girl by Cecily von Ziegesar
Boy Meets Girl by Meg Cabot

And that's just this week!

What's in your TBR pile?

Monday, January 23, 2006

Random Thoughts on a Monday morning

What's on my mind right now:

How in the world did Giselle Fernandez get booted off Dancing with the Stars and P. Miller (aka Master P.) is still on? The guy has two left feet and he dances in sneakers.

Will Tempest Bledsoe ever stop being a whiny, complaining witch and just get with the program on Celebrity Fitness?

Is Paris Hilton really as stupid as she appears to be in her court testimony in the slander trial?

I really need a maid to clean my apartment, but I'm afraid any maid sue me for emotional distress if they saw my apartment.

I'm madly in love with George in Grey's Anatomy! Isn't he just the cutest thing on the planet. He reminds me of a cuddly black lab puppy.

Katie Macalister is either a genius or Satan because I can't stop reading her books, now matter how hard I try.

I've finally come up with a title for my YA thanks to Freddie Mercury and Queen. Say hello to "Crazy Little Thing Called Love." Hopefully one day coming to a bookstore near you.

I had a strange dream that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had written a Celebrity Scientology cookbook and all the money was going to a foundation to eradicate pyschiatry.

If you eat a huge pizza all by yourself but drink a diet soda, are you really saving calories?

Banana pudding with 'nilla wafers is the most sublime dish on the planet.

I want to be Nora Roberts or at least have her productivity and consistency. And I want to write funny like Jennifer Crusie.

Will Brangelina's baby be the most beautiful baby on the planet?

A life without bread, is not a life worth living. Marie Antoinette should have said 'let them eat a really good croissant or crusty bread with butter' not 'let them eat cake' (although apparently she didn't say that either).

I'm really upset that the whale in the Thames died. Didn't everyone hope there would be a 'Free Willy' ending to the story?

Sunday, January 22, 2006

The Golden Globes - Update


Okay, so last night, I finally got to watch the entire Golden Globes awards show. Wow, it was long and painful trying to watch celebrities banter with each other. Kudos to Harrison Ford for bringing his drink up on stage with him, and handing it to Virginia Madsen while he read the nominees.

Question: how many presenters do we think had been hitting the sauce pretty heavily before their category? I mean, come on John Travolta, you can't tell you don't how to pronounce Pierce Brosnan's name. And how many people mispronounced David Strathairn's name?

I was really happy that Reese won for Walk the Line, but how embarrassing was it the next day with all the magazines and newspapers published photos of Kirsten Dunst wearing the same dress at the 2003 Golden Globes? Particularly when apparently Reese was told that her dress was Vintage Chanel. Hmm, 3 years is not really vintage.


Drew, Drew, Drew. You should fire your stylist for letting you go up there on stage without a bra on. Note to all the ladies out there. If you're over 30 or more than a B cup, you need to keep the girls in a bra.

I can't wait for the Academy Awards. I still have to see Brokeback Mountain and Transamerica.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Psst! Guilty Secrets

I confess, I have a secret. I like to enter sweepstakes. Yes, I've never met a sweepstakes entry that I haven't filled out, all in the vain hope that I too can win trips, cash, and home make-overs.

I don't play the lottery that often. For one thing, picking lucky numbers eludes me. Do you study the statistics of what's been played, or do you just pick randomly? What about letting the machine pick? Plus, it costs money.

Sweepstakes cost you nothing but the time to fill out the form, and if you enter on-line, sometimes the computer saves your information for you, making it easier. Just today, I entered about 7 sweepstakes, that all offered trips to Europe as their grand prize. And everyday, I go to www.iwon.com and make my 100 entries for the day for the daily grand prize of $10,000.

I'm also totally into home improvement sweepstakes. What better way to fix up my apartment than to have someone do it for me. I've event thought about signing up for those shows on HGTV and the Style Network. Anything rather than have to do the work myself! I even once spent a month trying to win 400 pairs of Manolo Blahnik shoes!

Occasionally, I even win one. Twice, I've won the Time Out offers & competitions. The first prize I won was dinner at Eleven Madison Park and two tickets to see John Lithgow and Eileen Atkins in Return to Moscow. The second time was last summer when I won a night at the Times Square Hilton, and two tickets to see John Lithgow (again) in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Apparently, Mr. Lithgow is like some kind of good luck charm for me.

If I didn't work for the company, I would be all over www.rewardtv.com but it's kind of unethical for me since I wrote some of the questions!

I'm addicted. I wonder if there's a twelve step program for it? But hey I'm not the only one. Julianne Moore was just in a movie where she played a woman who supported her ten children by winning commercial jingle contests.

Anyone else find themselves filling out those little forms on line?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

When Movies Go Bad!


I think I watched probably one of the worst movies ever made last night called Teen Witch. I rented this movie from Netflix because I'd heard it had like a cult following. After watching it, I'm not really sure why unless it's for the sheer awfulness of it.

Robin Lively (Savannah) plays Louise, who is your typical nerdy but ubersmart teen. Even though she's sophomore, she's in the senior English class. She pines for Brad, the sensitive, popular football player (why does everyone go for the football player?) but he's dating the uber-popular Randa who is a cheerleader (could this be more cliched?).

She's so nerdy, no one comes to her 16th birthday party, and she has only one friend (shades of Square Pegs).

One night Brad almost runs Louise down with his car as she's riding her bike home from school.

Since she has a flat, and being pre-cell phone, she stumbles upon a mysterious house run by the little woman from the Poltergeist movies, Serena who tells Louise that she is a witch who will come into her powers on her 16th birthday, after realizing she's not the usual shill. Something to do with a locket that she wears.

Louise happily takes to being a witch, particularly since she can torture her awful younger brother. She's set up on a date by Randa, and she discovers she can make her horrible date disappear just by saying 'disappear.' Soon she's doing spells to make herself popular, and to get Brad to fall in love with her.

Of course, she has the epiphany that being popular is not all it's cracked up to be, and that she wants Brad to love her for herself. And that she regrets treating her only friend like crap. But what makes this movie truly bad are the eighties fashions, and the song and dance sequences. Noah Blake (Robert Blake's son) plays the cute white rapper who Louise's friend longs for. Thanks to a spell, she can rap with the best of them.

Then there's this long montage where all the boys in town sing and dance as they follow Louise around who now has big Jersey hair and wears pouffy tutu skirts to school. Even Madonna had stopped dressing like by 1988.

This movie was just torture, although I couldn't stop laughing at how bad it was. Poor Dick Sargent from Bewitched played the kind but bewildered dad. Somehow no one figured out that this girl was a witch, not even her parents, although she ran around spouting gobbledy-gook through-out the movie.

It wasn't even a good guilty pleasure movie that's how bad this one was (for example Valley Girl with Nick Cage).

Thanks for sharing my shame,
Elizabeth

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Blog Round-Up

I've got nothing today, so I thought I tell you about some great blogs that I've read lately:

If you hop over to Vanessa Virtue here, you can read all about her debauched weekend.

Diana Peterfreund always has something interesting to say about writing and the industry. You can read it here.

Kelly Parra over at Words of a Writer had a really good post on emotional depth, something that I've been thinking about as I contemplate revisions on my YA. You can read it here.

Over at the Austen blog, you can see the new covers that Headline has planned for the six novels.

Meg Cabot found her pink bike. You can read about how she recovered it here.

Another Meg, Megan Frampton has a cute post about her printer.

And finally, the always entertaining Jennifer Crusie has two blogs! You can read about her working relationship with Bob Mayer here. And there is her regular blog which you can read here.

Happy Reading!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Overworked and Underpaid

Yeah, I made 6,000 hits!

I know you're all eager to find out what I thought of the Golden Globes last night, but unfortunately, I only got to watch the first hour before I had to watch a hideous tv movie on Lifetime starring Dean Cain, Stephanie Zimbalist and some actress I've never heard of and probably never will again. This movie was so bad that Internet Movie Database had no information on it, and it wasn't listed there under any of the actors. It's almost as the actors wanted to forget about this movie as much as I did. I'll spare you the details but I will tell you that it was called Truth which was pretty funny considering all the articles on James Frey lately. It was the type of movie where I would rather have chewed broken glass than watch this thing.

So I'll have to watch the rest of the Globes on Saturday night on Bravo which is thankfully repeating the whole thing without the annoying pre-show. I did catch Sandra Oh's speech and also Hugh Laurie's as well as Rachel Weisz, George Clooney, and Geena Davis who was hilarious. I'm not sure what was going on with Melanie Griffith who is the poster child for why you shouldn't have plastic surgery and who told Pamela Anderson to cover up her boobs? She looked ridiculous more because the dress didn't fit than anything else.

I taped only the last hour of The Bachelor because I really didn't need to see a play-by-play of Allie G's meltdown. In the end, I had to see most of it anyway.

I'm so overworked right now, that I forgot to have my bosses flights ticketed. Oops! Fortunately he was able to get a flight out this morning anyway. Oh well, I can always blame it on travel, not that I should make a habit of that.

I've finished the YA, and now I'm taking time off to let it percolate before I do another round of revisions. I have a huge project at work right now, looking up 400 potential clients for info on the Internet, so I need to concentrate on the day job for awhile I'll be looking for a new one.

Time Management has always been my problem. I always wait until the last minute, and then I push until it gets done. It's what I did last Friday where I not only managed to write a semi-coherent President's letter but also an article for our newsletter, and finish the last twenty pages of my YA.

I really need a vacation.

Monday, January 16, 2006

A Cautionary Tale

So I'm watching Grey's Anatomy last night, my favorite show of all time, (can't believe Meredith and Dr. McDreamy aren't back together and isn't George a cutie?) and one of the plots hit home to me as a writer. A man is brought into the hospital with a blocked intestine, because he ATE his novel. Yes, after many years of rejection, he decided to eat his novel.

Now, I've done some crazy things with my novel, but eating it never occured to me. Shredding it, papering my walls with the rejection letters, making paper airplanes, putting in the recyle bin or using the paper on the other side, but eating it? Never.

Not only did this guy end up with a blocked intestine, but he also ended up with mercury poisoning. Just because he was fed up with all the pain and frustration of being an unpublished writer.

Ouch!

So the moral of the story is don't eat your novel, no matter how bad a day you have. It's not worth it. If you really believe in your talent, you'll find a way, even if it mean's taking matters into your own hands and self-publishing.

Friday, January 13, 2006

The Procrastinating Writer




Well, it's that time of the month again. No, not that time of the month! Get your mind out of the gutter. No, the time of the month where I have to write my President's letter for our chapter newsletter.

In the year since I've been President, I've written 13 letters, and guess what? It doesn't get easier. Every month, I have to decide what I can write that inspire, anger, provoke thought, amusement in our membership. And every month, the same things happen. I start thinking I know what I want to write about, I sit down to write, and something completely different ends up on the screen.

I agonize over this letter, almost more than I do my own writing. Who would have thought that 750 words could have so much power? But they do. Well, this month I thought I would write about a historical fiction writer who unfortunately is little known today, but instead of writing, I've been doing everything else.

Surfing the internet reading news stories about the Brangelina baby. I'm ashamed to admit that I actually bought a copy of People magazine to read the cover story. Wow, she really is pregnant. I think I didn't really believe it until I saw the evidence with my own eyes. Angelina must be about 4 months, at least from the pictures. She's wearing a tight spaghetti top and she's got quite the belly going on there. I'm really feeling for Jennifer Aniston right now. It's one thing to know your ex has a new girlfriend, it's another that he's knocked her up and adopted her two kids as well in the year since you split up.

Or thinking about this TV show I had to watch at work last night on MTV called Next. The concept behind this dating show is that instead of having to sit through a boring date, you can just say Next! and another hottie gets off the bus for you to date. Each show consists of two bachelor/bachelorettes and their five potential victims, I mean dates. Last night's show was gay night. Bryan had 5 bachelors to choose from. One he dumped because he couldn't dance, the other guy he dumped because he'd never voted, leading to the best quote of the night when dumpee Anthony declared he would vote if someone hot like George Clooney ran, and the third he dumped on sight before finally settling on John, the cutie from a conservative Christian family who wants to be a fashion designer.

The other twist is that the dates get paid for however many minutes they spend on the date, so if you're on the date for an hour, you could potentially get paid $60 for being dumped. Also, if the date is going well, the date has the choice of taking the money or accepting a second date. John accepted a second date.

Next up was Ashley and her posse of chicks. This just goes to show you how different men and women are. Why the boys on the bus were being all bitchy while waiting for their dates, the girls discussed the pros and cons of vibrators and then made out with each other.

Well, I'd better get back to my President's letter, now that I have Sean to inspire me.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Dreaming of Swan Lake


So, last night to cheer myself up, I went over to Lincoln Center and bought myself a ticket to the most romantic ballet of all time, Swan Lake. Now there are people out there who might quibble that Sleeping Beauty or Romeo & Juliet are more romantic but for my money, it's the Swan Queen all the way.

For one thing, it has the most lush and romantic score by Tchaikovsky. Who can't help but be moved by the love between the doomed Swan Queen, Odette and her prince Sigfried? A little brief synopsis: It's Siggy's 21st birthday, and he's a little down despite all the festivities, so his pal Benno suggests they go hunting, because nothing perks up the spirit like shooting a defenseless animal. Nowadays, they'd just prescribe him Zoloft and call it a day.

Well Siggy and Benno stumble upon a flock of swans who turn out to be women. Odette, the Queen of the Swans tells Siggy that she's been cursed by the evil von Rothbart to only be able to retain her human form between the hours of midnight and dawn. Don't ask me what Siggy and his friend are doing out hunting at midnight. Siggy falls in love and gives his promise that he will love her forever. At Siggy's birthday ball, he's tricked by Von Rothbart and Odette's doppelganger, Odile, a sexy chick in a black tutu, who makes him believe she's his beloved Odette. He's fooled, and proposes marriage. The trick is exposed, and Siggy runs off to the lake to beg forgiveness. Odette forgives him, and they decide to throw themselves in the lake. Their sacrifice frees the other swans from Von Rothbarts spell, and destroy him forever.

At least that's how it's supposed to go. In City Ballet's version, Odette forgives him but it's too late and she's doomed to be a swan forever, with Sigfried mourning his lost love and his own studpidity. Probably more realistic, but much less romantic.

Despite the ending and the crayola colored costumes, I really liked the production but then as I said, I'm a sucker for Swan Lake. When I studied ballet at ABT, I would see every single performance of Swan Lake. My goal was just to be good enough to join a corps so that I could be in Swan Lake. I could have danced it every day and been a happy camper. I used to starve myself and take two classes a day to achieve my goal (sound familiar?), until I realized that no matter how little I ate, I was never going to be a pinhead like Gelsey Kirkland. Unfortunately, after 7 years, I realized that I didn't have a ballet body but it didn't kill my love for Swan Lake.

From the poignant strings that signal the beginning of the White Swan Pas De Deux through the 32 fouettes of the Black Swan, I'm in Swan heaven. Hard to believe that the first production of the ballet was a failure, devastating Tchaikovsky who didn't compose another ballet score for 12 years. It wasn't until 2 years after his death, that the Swan Lake we know now was created as a memorial to Tchaikovsky.

What a fitting tribute to one of the most romantic and tortured composers of all time.

After seeing the ballet, and a lovely glass of champagne during the interval, my heart was so much lighter, I literally danced home in the rain.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Mid-Week Blues

I don't know about y'all but I've been suffering from the mid-week blues that started ironically enough on Monday when I got home and found a package containing the partial I'd sent an agent way back in July with a rejection letter saying the usual 'writing not fresh, story not interesting enough' yada yada yada. So my decision to put Nearly Famous on the back burner for awhile is totally justified.

So of course, I was plenty depressed. I mean I could wallpaper my bedroom with rejection letters now. Then I was reading a book by an author friend of mine, and I just marveled at her sparkling dialogue. Which made me think that I suck big time.

Watching The Bachelor which is usually a guilty pleasure of mine, was painful Monday night. You can read Vanessa Virtue's take on it here.

Then yesterday at work, one of the guys who works on the floor came by to chat with my guys. Two of them started ragging on him about his haircut, claiming that he would never get any dates. This was the kicker, both these guys are married men who've been out of the dating scene for years. What would they know about what a woman finds attractive?

And hello, I'm sitting right here! Am I an oil painting? I finally spoke up and said 'hey, why don't you ask the attractive single woman sitting here what she thinks?' They looked astonished at that idea. So I told them I thought he looked fine. Considering the dearth of available men in this city, I think Henry will do fine. I mean he has a cute English accent, he's got a very good job, and his own apartment. What's not to like? Frankly I'd date the UPS man right now if he had stock options and owned his own apartment.

So, instead to perk myself up, I have a new pretend boyfriend. Mr. Sean Bean (see photo above). Mr. Bean has been in many movies including Lord of the Rings, Troy (where he was the only reason to watch the movie), National Treasure, Flightplan etc. He normally plays villains as he did in Golden Eye. But if you want to catch him being heroic and manly, you'll have to rent the Sharpe series. Set during the Napoleonic wars, which means tight breeches, guns, and damsels in distress.

Some one should hire him to play the lead in The Prisoner of Zenda pronto.

Yes, I know he's a Brit, not to mention an actor, and thrice divorced with three daughters (can I pick him or what?), but he's got the rugged thing going on, plus he's an Aries and I'm fatally attracted to Aries men. Must be all the Libra in my chart.

Hey, a girl's got to do whatever she can to cheer herself up.

What's your remedy for the blues?

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Which Teen Movie Heroine are you?

I got this over at Meg Cabot's website:

Congratulations!You are a BRAINY BEAUTY.
The 80s teen film heroine you are most like is IONE SKYE from SAY ANYTHING. Your good grades and preppie style make you the classic overachiever. Still, you long to shed your good-girl image and have some fun, but are afraid of what everyone will think. May we suggest you find a kick-boxing iconoclast along the lines of JOHN CUSACK's Lloyd Dobbler to show you that can make straight As and still have time for making out?